In which John Green sings a lullaby of his own devising about all the things he will buy his baby in the event a mockingbird fails to sing. These things include a quilt, the sultanate of Oman, a diamond ring, and polka dots, among many others. Stay tuned at the end for some serious cuteness. HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS: S... Event, Adorable Baby, Favorite Author, Baby Henry
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John Green ;-) #This man is the closest thing we have to parental guidance on this site. The Closest thing we have to parental guidance!!
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John Green: Am I crazy? Or am I the sanest person in the room? I'm the only person in the room. O_O
John Green yeah this is the guy that wrote the fault in our stars.
John Green. I am so attracted to his mind its not even funny
John Green, the esteemed author of "The Fault in Our Stars"
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John Green is funny.
John Green is the BEST.
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"The fact is a woman needs a strong man to take care of her like a fish needs a bicycle." John Green
John Green. He is amazing. And his wife? Amazing. "Obviously not" lol!! #johngreen
Part of John Green's review on Twilight...this never fails to make me laugh.
I laughed so hard that I snorted, I love The Vlog Brothers, DFTBA!
John Green is the BEST.<<Like a fish needs a bicycle XD
John Green is the BEST.<--- Psh, Sarah Green, though.
This is fantastic. i love hank green
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John Green and his perfect wife.
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Love These Fat Lil Chunky Legs & Baby Feet, Adorable!
Adorable. Baby legs are the cutest!
Adorable! Baby leg rolls! Cute!
love baby legs! photo idea
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Adorable baby leg picture
~Little chubby legs~
Adorable baby feet!
How To Be John Green
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How To Be John Green by WheezyWaiter via Vlogbrothers
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John Green doesn't like bears.
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Bears are NOT welcome here. John Green. Vlogbrothers.
John Green doesn't like bears....me either bro!
John Green doesn't like bears. This is perfect.
John Green doesn't like bears. I love John.
Bears are NOT welcome here. John Green
John Green Bears are not welcome.
John green best selling author.
No bears allowed
John Green + Tumblr
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I don't understand why this is funny, but it's true. Everyone asks me if my Catherine starts with a "K".
You could almost say there's an abundance of Katherines. I love this book so much. Always loan in to all my friends.
You could almost say there's an abundance of Katherines. (John Green)
John Green + Tumblr=none of them are Katharine. My name.
John Green + Tumblr<<<still don't have my spelling
John Green + Tumblr (My name is Katherine)
slow clap for the john green fandom
John Green + Tumblr= Pure awesome/
John Green + Tumblr AHHAHA dying!
Henry and Hank Green
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John and Hank Green, also talking about my actual life problems
Hank, I think you need to calm down & make more food.
He had other things to do
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Vlog Brothers John Green and Hank Green on famous athletes and Harry Potter. They speak truth...
these guys... the vlogbrothers are several kinds of awesome :P #HarryPotter #Quidditch
John and Hank Green. Harry Potter never went pro because he had better things to do
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John Green and Hank Green. I've been watching too much vlogbrothers
He had other things to do. VlogBrothers hank green john green lol
Harry Potter: He had other things to do. Hank and John Green!!!
John and Hank Green. Brilliant. NERDFIGHTER
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Skin-to-Skin carrier that's a shirt. Great for a newborn baby! Love this, want for #2.
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Kangaroo Tube- Cute top meets baby carrier! Wish it was hands free, but is such a good idea nonetheless!!
Kangaroo Tube. The skin-to-skin contact (kangaroo care) immediately after birth helps stabilize the temperature of newborn and promotes the initiation of breastfeeding. Wear it when you lay by 45 degrees in bed or sitting in a chair. Wish they had these when the boys were babies
Why dont you just leave your baby in your womb? ugh! Kangaroo Tube. The skin-to-skin contact (kangaroo care) immediately after birth helps stabilize the temperature of newborn and promotes the initiation of breastfeeding.
Chimparoo Kangaroo Tube, Wish I had one of these when my kids were little
Skin to skin carrier! Pretty neat for newborns!
Kangaroo Tube... Baby wearing???
John Green everybody
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I am not an octopus #funny #johngreen #lol // and read the comment // JOHN GREEN IS NOT AN OCTOPUS. Man, that's all i wanted from the world // But "The world is not a wish granting factory." ( >>> I love this man!
I am not an octopus #funny #johngreen #lol // and read the comment // JOHN GREEN IS NOT AN OCTOPUS. Man, that's all i wanted from the world
I am not an octopus #funny #johngreen #lol // and read the comment // JOHN GREEN IS NOT AN OCTOPUS. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
John Green. This man writes Pulitzer prize-winning books, and he throws himself against walls to make sure he isn't an octopus. ROFL
"I am not an octopus." There is always something new that makes me fall in love with this man more and more. HAHA John Green, too funny.
Gotta love John Green! Haven't even read his books yet he makes me laugh
Are you an octopus? I love John Green!!! JOIN THE NERDFIGHTERS!!!!
I am not an octopus #funny #johngreen #lol... Love his books!
Makes me giggle every time.
can someone ask me out via a John Green book please?
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I just want to marry him because ITS A BOY THAT LOVES JOHN GREEN BOOKS TOO!!!! Seriously my dream guy
Can someone ask me out via a John Green book please? ESPECIALLY "Looking for Alaska." Although "The Fault in Our Stars" would be good, too.
can someone ask me out via a John Green book please? I'm reading looking for Alaska now and I've read paper towns. Amazing books
can someone ask me out via a John Green book please? Fault in our stars would be perfect thanks
can someone ask me out via a John Green book please? OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE!
Aww. can someone ask me out via a John Green book please? P.s she better say yes!
can someone ask me out via a quote from a book, please?
Book romances!!! This is too perfect!
John Green :)
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"We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do. You get insulted for who you are." -John Green; author, vlogger, and all-around awesome person. He's a full-time destroyer of world-suck
Thank you, John Green. Thank you.
John Green dropping some truth
Hit'em with truth John green
John Green speaks the truth.
Gay As an Insult John Green
I just adore John Green lol
Good Guy John Green
John and Henry Green
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Sadly, it’s too late for him to adopt you. | Community Post: 11 Struggles Of Being A John Green Fan
John Green and his son. Okay this is adorable.
John Green & Henry. Henry is ADORABLE.
John Green and his cutie potato baby!
John Green & his son, Henry! :)
John Green & Henry. ADORBS.
John Green & Henry. :)
Henry and John green
Aww John Green
Henry is adorable!
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Henry watching tfios! << YOU ARE LETTING THAT POOR INNOCENT CHILD WATCH TFIOS?!
fishingboatproceeds: Henry enjoys watching the #tfiosmovie too!
Henry enjoys watching the #tfiosmovie too!
Henry (John Green's son)is adorable!
John Green's son Henry is adorable(:
Henry watching #tfiosmovie
Henry watching tfios!
I love you John Green.
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"The venn diagram of boys who don't like smart girls and boys you don't want to date is a circle." -John Green. He does love Venn Diagrams
Funny, bur srsly. lol The Venn diagram of people who don't like you b/c you're smart and the people you shouldn't date is a /circle/! ~john green haha, TRUTH
Wise dating advice courtesy of John Green. Wait...I think he means "The venn diagram of guys that like* smart girls..." otherwise it would mean the girls want to date the guys that like smart girls, in which case the smart girl would not have dated the guy who doesn't like smart girls and there wouldn't have been a problem...
John Green Wins: "The venn diagram of boys who don't like smart girls and boys you don't want to date IS A CIRCLE!"
Smart girls FTW #JohnGreen
John Green- toast
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Laughed a bit too hard at how similar it is to my diary entries
Every single time, I laugh so hard I start crying.
Oh my Gosh I'm crying I'm laughing oh my gosh
John Green is amazing. #textpost #johngreen
John Greenhis made me laugh so hard
I'm laughing so hard
John Green xD
John Green is my hero.