My voicemail msg should say: You know good & well I'm not gonna answer, so please hang up and text. I don't do phone calls.
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Oh my gosh! This is SO me. As a teen, you couldn't pry my green chordless phone from my pudgy hands. Fast forward to adulthood, unless it's a business call, I HATE talking on the phone. Seriously, I have a 3yr old. When do I have time to actually TALK to someone for anything longer than 2-3 minutes??? Sorry folks. I love ya but I'm just not down with the talking on the phone thing.
I don't do phone calls. I hate talking on the phone lol must be my anti social skills lol
hate talking to anyone on the phone. Call me, this is what will happen.
I don't do phone calls! I hate talking on the phone!!!
hate talking to anyone on the phone; my sister Janet!!
I don't do phone calls... this is soo my sister!
I don't do phone calls! Totally me
My life. I don't do phone calls!
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Funny Workplace Ecard: I got so much procrastinating done today.
Made me laugh. So true some days.
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So true! #funny #humor
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My life. Lol so true
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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who can't take care of himself! HAHAHA!
Marriage, love my man child. And just for the record I don't believe this 100%. Lol
hence why I never want to get married. I will live in sin the rest of my life.
HAHA...can't wait til I one day adopt an overgrown man child!
So tell me again why it's so important to get married? HaHa!
Overgrown man child... Hahaha. Omg!story of my life!!
Thank you. Dont get married. Get an education ladies!
hahahahaha... so funny, but it goes both ways.
HAHAH I love my husband:)
call your mother.
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Happy Mothers Day! So funny and sadly, very true.
Kids, this is true. Be nice and call your mom
Haha love you mom.
That's when you know it's real love.
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What goes around comes around. Seriously. Don't be mad when I pull a you on you. #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
Funny Flirting Ecard: I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. Will a boy actually do this!
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Funny Flirting Ecard: I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.
It's funny because that's how things are these days. (:
Haha! I laughed so hard. So true
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Ha! #funny #truth
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A Bloggy Mom: My Greatest Accomplishment - Influential Mom Blog - Parenting Blog
Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
My Greatest Accomplishment | A Bloggy Mom
.A daily reminder for me!
bahah lesson learned!
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Truth. Don't leave me voicemails, just text what you were calling about or that I need to call you back. HATE voicemail.
So true. I would rather everyone leave me a text message. I hate voicemail messages.
So funny... I truly dislike checking voice mail. I'd rather check a text.
So true! This is why why they invented texting people!
True story!!!!!! LMAO can't stand that little thing!
Voicemail icon so true. i hate voicemails.
I hate that thing! Made me laugh!
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SO TRUE!!! I hate that thing!
Check mate bitch!!
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Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves.
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laugh. This made me thing of you girls @Mallory Roseborough and @Vanessa Helene
laugh. This is so true
me and my friends :)
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I hate when cashiers ask, Will that be it for you? Um no, Id like all this invisible shit, too. (I'm dying from laughing at this!!!)
I hate when cashiers ask, Will that be it for you? Um no, Id like all this invisible shit, too.
True...but never thought about it tell this Ecard
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Isn't it the truth!
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Haha so true
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
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"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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Prank gift boxes. If they ever stop laughing they can open them and see the real gift. ;)
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Prank Pack boxes. Gift boxes that look like horrible gifts. You put the real present inside and get a big laugh when they open the wrapping. Great idea! ******But ... where can I get the "bathe & brew"?
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What every coffee lover needs. The Bathe & Brew coffee and shower soap dispenser. hahaha Great prank gift boxes. Put your real gift inside these prank boxes... Prank Pack Bathe & Brew by 30 Watt, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009ZE29Q0/ref=cm_sw_r_pi_dp_IiYqrb1KR9N4W
Hehe funny :) Prank Pack boxes. Gift boxes that look like horrible gifts. You put the real present inside and get a big laugh when they open the wrapping.
Prank Pack Bathe & Brew. Why not use the shower to brew your coffee, too?! (Prank gift box to put the real gift in.)
Prank Pack boxes. Gift boxes that look like horrible gifts. You put the real present inside. So funny.
Prank Pack boxes. Gift boxes that look like horrible gifts. You put the real present inside and get a big laugh when they open the wrapping. Oh My,These are for me! I'm always looking for funny boxes to wrap in!
Prank Pack boxes. Gift boxes that look like horrible gifts. So. Funny. I. Die.
This is totally me!
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Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out. @Heather Creswell Creswell Creswell Patterson
I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Haha, this makes me laugh because I used to hate exercise and dread it! I got chubby in college, and I felt so lazy and tired all the time. I never exercised once a day in my life because I was always a thin girl, so I was in denial when I got chubby. So once I graduated I hit the weights and put on the running shoes and I'm back down to my high school weight and I feel great and full of energy. They are good habits to start when you are young.
Free, Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out. Haha story of my life.
My weight loss plan @Amanda Seitz haha why isn't out diet working?!
tehe makes me giggle
true story, my life
I'm doing it right now.
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Why, yes, I CAN multi-task. I can text, eat, browse Pinterest, and watch TV all at the same time | eCards
Haha no seriously this ecard is about my days off work lmao how lame
I can multi-task! Funny ecard
Ecards yes I can multitask
Ha ha! So true! #ecards
my life as an ecard...
Funny Pinterest ecard
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"Shit ton" which is less than a "fuck ton," but more than an "assload." This is very important, are you writing it down?
It's steps of measurement: shit ton, ass ton, fuck ton, and of course, metric fuck ton.
'Metric fuck ton' is another great one (and fyi thats way more than a shit ton)
"Shit ton" is not nearly as effective as the "Fuck ton" unit of measurement
Shit Ton is my favorite unit of measurement. Makes me laugh!
TRUE STORY!! "Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement
There's a shit ton of truth in this pin
A Shit ton of giggles!
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Josh hates that I prefer to text but it's so true! Texting is just easier sometimes than talking on the phone, esp. when you have kids! right? @Laura Stone Hence, today?
oh dear...a friend just left this same thing on my voice mail...she said, "...tiff you should just change your voice mail to say, sorry i can not answer the phone, please leave a message and i will text you back." i hate the phone...ugh!
I should just change my voicemail greeting to: please hang up and text me, thanks. ~ hate voicemail...
I know it is bad, but I wish I could only communicate to people through text or face to face. I hate talking on the phone.
Hate talking on the phone and hate voicemail... just text that shit.
YES, this quote is for me! I hate talking on the phone
truth. I hate talking on the phone.
lol this is funny stuff
made me laugh
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So true! seriously though... my parents do this to me..... esp. my step dad because he wakes up at like 4 in the morning so he thinks I should to.... :(
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LOL funny true i can relate so true teen quotes relatable alarm so relatable
True story! Like, SO true!
you laugh cause it's true
Ain't that the truth!!!
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Relatable Post #2590 Reasons I check my voicemail: !% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon. So true and so me.
Seriously though. That little red dot pisses me off. (SO TRUE!)
this made me laugh cause im totally like that hah
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So true! Cuz I hate voicemail messages!
So true. I HATE VOICEMAIL!!!!
so true... #humor
Unless your in a wagon… haha