No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

If people would just use them this way it would be more effective! The F word doesn't need to be slipped in every other word!

If people would just use them this way it would be more effective! The F word doesn't need to be slipped in every other word!

Some bridges are meant to be burned! Don't let anyone ever bring you down with petty jealous nonsense:)

Some bridges are meant to be burned! Don't let anyone ever bring you down with petty jealous nonsense:)

Nice guys turn into jerks. Good girls raise their skirts.

Nice guys turn into jerks. Good girls raise their skirts.

Don't mess with me!!! O so true! Nicest person ever till u try to play me for a fool!!

Don't mess with me!!! O so true! Nicest person ever till u try to play me for a fool!!

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

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