•The Defibrillator Toaster     My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming:   “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”  “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”  He’s bread, Jim.  Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  ----------------  If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST.  JAM IT!   “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

•The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

OMG!! I love unusual things and this clock is just that!! A must have in my (our) new place!!

OMG!! I love unusual things and this clock is just that!! A must have in my (our) new place!!

Epic Transformable Pad For Lazy Living

Epic Transformable Pad For Lazy Living

A company called Blandito has designed a circular, foldable pillow that can be manipulated into many shapes (bed, chair, cubbies of different kinds.) Extra larges for adults as well as children's size. I can see this being great biofeedback for sensory av

9GAG - Best of Disney's Splash Mountain Photos

Best of Disney's Splash Mountain Photos

things to say to Siri. Just did this entire list. LOL she's a sassy one

100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

things to say to Siri. Just did this entire list. LOL she's a sassy one

"he/she will never have a girl/boyfriend" collection....really funny!

They'll never have a girlfriend

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