I've actually said this.... & I've never seen this
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haha..the simple facts of life ;)
#ecards the facts of life
the facts of life
fact of life.
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Selectively social .... that's about right. :)This is sooo my husband... lol
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Selectively social - totally describes my husband!
Selectively social so I don't waste my life.
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Selectively social. Story of my life 👌
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well said. . . . . .
Funny, but true!
Happens to me ALL the time
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Oh man this is SO me! You should see my legs right now, covered in bruises and I have no idea where they came from!
i was just trying to figure this out this morning... way too many bruises and no idea how that happened.
I come home from work and there is always a new bruise on my leg .my hubby ask's all the time what in the hell are they doing to you up at that nursing home lol well I bump in to wheelchairs or the little ol farts run over me I get pinched between my thighs when I'm dressing someone if they are feeling frisky . That's the life of a cna .
I would say i will spend 5% of my life trying to solve the bruise mysteries.
i believe i spend more than 2% to be honest.
ROTFL, why why is that so funny.
Just this morning, in fact.
This is soooo true... lol
really only 2%?
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Do this all the time! My husband noticed I do this. over and over again! lol.
I think this is completely me. I hate laundry.
Story of my life. I'll just fluff them. 😉
folding laundry (I do this weekly)
my life unless you have to pay
everyday of my life......
OMG This is totally me!
guilty! so so true
so my husband!!!
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I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Awesome. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
story of my life right now...trying to read 50 shades....
true story bahahahaha especially when reading 50 shades!!
So my life! Boyfriend instead of husband though hahahaha
I have a feeling that this will be my life...
HA while I read the 50 Shades series.
That's my life!!! To a T! Lol
OMG so funny
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Yay! An ecard about me!!! :) Incidentally, I should probably post this on my "reasons why I'm single" board...
I am at number 3 lately...looking for a little side 2 in my life
haha. My students definitely don't want to see number 3...
Never a more true word spoken.
Some people should worry
Funny, but true
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Well, I never truly feel skinny but some days are better than others. Some days I totally feel like that can of biscuits.
I think it's weird how some days I feel skinny and some days I feel like I busted a can of biscuits.
BAHAHAHA!!! I never feel skinny, but the busted can of biscuits is DEFINITELY me! LOL!
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...well I never feel skinny but sometimes I don't feel quite like a sausage
I don't know about "feeling skinny" but at least feeling healthy.
Sooooo true!! Lol
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So, you know I love my husband. This really did make me laugh though, because there is some truth to it.
Mandy...saw this and thought of you!!! This was written for me no doubt!!!!
Not my exact words but the thought is along the same lines...
LOL!!! This is so funny! One of the best ones I've seen!
Honey do list
Haha so true
oh HELL YES
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Before you marry him, listen to him chew; if you can stand that noise the rest of your life, go ahead with the wedding. Trust me on this one. #funny #ecard
Yep!!! I didn‘t know whether to post this under "Funny Stuff" or set up a new board and post this to "Excellent Advice"!
Heh, heh, heh. So true. Trust me on this. You won't regret it.
so true for me. loud chewing is one of my biggest pet peeves…..
Literally so true. Loud chewers are my biggest pet peeve!
I'm laughing, but this is SO true!!!!!
Lol. So true, it my biggest pet peeve.
Truth! Pet Peeve!!!!!!!!!!!!
so true and so funny.
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"The first thing I do when I get home is make myself look as publicly unacceptable as possible." - YOUR ECARDS - funny
Oh so true. Drives Jim nuts the first thing I do is run to the room and change into sweats
Funny because its true. More The Doors, Quote, My Life, Sweat Pants, So True, Funny Stuff, Ecards, True Stories, Sweatpants Quote True story! Off comes the dress pants and nice shirt, on goes the sweatpants and big baggy sweater, hair up into a ponytail...Im ready for the night! Haha My life. I put sweatpants on the minute I walk in the door every single day. Haha. So true. After being in professional dress all day, all I want to do is put on a pair of sweat pants. Ecards So true! I walk in the door - uniform or outfit off, sweatpants on!
So True!! First thing I do is rip off my pants
makes me laugh cause it is so true!
Oh...this makes me laugh! So true!
Sooooo true! Story of my life
so true. Still laughing
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HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Thank goodness. My procrastination is for the greater good of my being
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
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Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
The tine you enjoy waiting is not wasted time. #quote
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My mother, Lorraine, taught me what love is. I love you mom and don't know what I would do without your example.
"so much of what we know about LOVE, we learn from our mother'' ( I'm 66 yrs. Old...I Still miss my mom and I think about her everyday!!! Love you Mom,,,
"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
I know this is late, but Happy Mother's Day! This is definitely true.
AMEN. Love you mom!
LOVE MY MOM & MIL
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i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
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SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.
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There is such truth to this! Though I usually just put a frozen pizza in the oven that I bought with the groceries!
this is me - or i just pick up fast food on the way home from the grocery store :P haha
I basically never "cook" on grocery day. It's either sandwiches or frozen pizzas!
This is me! Hate the grocery store lol yet I love to cook...go figure
I actually called in a pizza from the grocery store the other day!
Especially while pregnant! The grocery store is exhausting, haha
2 hours in the grocery store with a 2 year old...so would you.
i hate the grocery store. i usually cook a frozen pizza tho:)
Me. Except I get the rotisserie chicken at the grocery store.
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damn sidewalk! So funny Tara has to read it herself cause I'm laughing too hard
Not sure if I already pinned this but its so funny and so true
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lol, so funny yet so true
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I'm sorry I said a lot of words I meant but should not have said. Story of my life.
I'm pretty sure this is what my boyfriend already hears when I say sorry. Hahaha
Haha me an my big mouth!!! Sorry you are c*nts :/
This is my life in a nutshell.
I'm sorry the truth hurts...
Help me Lord, this is me
...I have a big mouth
Me and my big mouth.
Story of my life...
Hahaha so true
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Whoever creates these things is a comedy genius. This is SO true! These things are laugh out loud funny!
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I would slap you, but I don't want to get #SLUT on my hand! Ecard humor funny laugh
Funny Confession Ecard: If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
Funny Confession Ecard: Things to do today: 1) Not a damn thing. Check.
im actually planning two weddings More The Doors, Best Friends, Quote, My Life, So True, Truths, Ecards, So Funny, True Stories I dont live by this quote. I had a girl say this about me once and it killed me to think that anyone would think that. My daughter is the biggest joy blessing in my life. Anyway, that lil skeezy is going to burn in hell, so its all good :) My life everyday at work LOL #truth Funny Friendship Ecard: I know I am getting old when my friends start having kids on #best friend #best friend memories #best friend memory| http://friendleland.blogspot.com So funny and so true Hahah story of my life. First article of clothing that gets thrown off when I walk through the door! so true. Story of my life
Love the truth behind this funny statement! So true!
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hahahahaha so true! Nice thing about winter is you can just throw a coat on instead!!
Funny stuff / I need to go to the store... but I already took off my bra.
Bwahaha. this is the funniest thing i have ever heard. its so true.
Ain't this the truth. Story of my life!
Laugh Out Loud (b/c it's so true)
OMG! Is someone quoting me?!
so true to my life haha
I love ecards.