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"My parents taught me to be kind, humble, honest and hardworking. But I can never thank them enough for teaching me to save an unnecessary fuckton of plastic bags under the sink."

When your friend asks their parents if you can sleep over humor

Haha naw he is way way more of that seductive mating dance than 1%

"I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm. "