Thank you, Peter Jackson. Thank you for taking the greatest books of all time and making them a reality. Thank you for pretty much my entire childhood. Thank you for everything, Mr, Jackson. Truly, thank you.
Chart: Hollywood isn't coming up with original story ideas any more. Lesson: Secularism leads to a loss of creativity. Life does not have deep enough meaning to inspire serious drama. (Blue means originals, Grey means adaptations, Red means sequels.)