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Something I'd say.......

Today I don't feel like doing anything.except you - my husband. I'll do you!

Benefits of dating me: You will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I have made my point.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Benefits of dating me: You will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I have made my point.

I'm no relationship expert but...

I forgot, I don't have a life to live, or a family and friends to enrich and build my life and succeed with.silly me, I'm just a grown "man's" play thing! This is utterly disgusting. Whoever wrote this needs some serious help.

Omg that's what my ex does to me and my current gf and then tries to make her shit look just like my girls page! Ficking stalking whore!!!

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: "I just love the self-clean function of my house. All I have to do is push a button and the housework is done!

Weirdo

Sometimes it scares me how in sync our weirdness is. My friends and are are usually in sync with our weirdness

this made me chuckle lolol

"Men are like pantyhose: either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch.

Namaste :)

i know its naughty but it made me giggle haha, funny yoga namaste

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

This one had me laughing pretty hard! Im definitely guilty haha

"when a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. she's giving you a chance to change what you said." haha so #true! funny ecard

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

Damn skippy. Popping pills doesn't fix the problem

15 Honest Love Notes For Couples Who Keep It Real

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