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truth, just change alarm clock to kids....
hahaha so true... i am not a morning person at all!
true story bro. And then I get up and cheat on my bed with some coffee
My bed and the jealous whore alarm clock.
Humor Quote: I'm in love with my bed. But that alarm clock...
I'm in love with my bed quote from L. B. Sommer, the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff http://www.lbsommer-author.yolasite.com/funny-signs.php
Friend advice: when someone is trying out a new look
ahhahaha. I take this as both meanings: 1. When i want to do stuff online here, it's too slow and inconsistent. 2. When i want to do other things, I waste time on the internet. It's a paradox!
LOL never thought about it before but it's totally true how you're perception of leftovers changes with age
. . . like under the bed, in the closet, and isn't that what basements are for?!?!?
Im so full
very true...although... it's more fun eating it like the bottom picture all of the time :)
My hair looks bad some days but NEVER as bad as that jackasses. Trump, I mean. Not the other one.
Types of college students… I've definitely seen all of these in my classes.
Definitely me! (my son and I were just laughing about this the other day lol)
I don't know if I'm just tired or if this stuff is actually funny because I cannot stop laughing