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    My kids call it 'yelling' when I raise my voice. I call it motivational speaking for the selective listener.

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    GOOD question!

    Just in case I don't make it through this thing they call parenting, can I get my straight-jacket in pink?

    My wrinkles are from laughter, Well, except those lines between my eyebrows... THOSE are my WTF lines & those fuckers are DEEP!

    That moment when you realize your kids have twisted sense of humor- Facebook Funny. Want more Facebook Funnies? thespringmount6pa...

    This is so funny because my son always says, "You know you're in trouble when she uses the middle name." LOL

    From MindOverMotherhood's facebook page: "Let me explain this again, my dear children: my bathroom is NOT the Visitor's Welcome Center. Get. Out."

    Jedi are cool, but Mom is WAY cooler! ♥♥♥

    Ben's Garden 'Mothers Hold' Trinket Tray available at #Nordstrom


    Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life, so your Facebook posts aren't fooling anyone.

    Funny Confession Ecard: How do I know I hit middle-age today? In preparation for a big sneeze... I crossed my legs really hard and hoped for the best.

    So true....

    seriously though

    So funny.

    oh, all the time

    @Beth Goodrich - you know it!