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My parents would probably agree to this :)
Haha!!! too funny selective listener
I'm a great motivational speaker.
Seriously SO TRUE! Lol My kids call it 'yelling' when I raise my voice. I call it motivational speaking for the selective listener. LOL
My kids call it yelling if I tell them something they don't want to hear, even in a normal tobe of voice! lol
ha ha ha
For working in retail, I totally know how that feels.
How to draw a Panda…well that escalated quickly! I had to repin this, I could not stop laughing!! So true!
LVC people would know and understand this..I've never had doors held for me for more than 30 seconds anywhere but there.
Yep- when my husband isn't at home, that's so me!
I do so many things well, none of which generate income.
We may feel dressed up but secretly every woman knows maxi skirts are really just crotchless yoga pants....
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
Funny Weekend Ecard: So much to do....... So little desire to do it.
That moment when you're checking on your sleeping baby and their eyes open so you run before you make direct eye contact.
every time. I think this is an INTJ thing. I don't know anyone else who 'gets' this!
Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway?