My kids call it 'yelling' when I raise my voice. I call it motivational speaking for the selective listener.

Sorry I don't have the house spotless, laundry folded, and dinner on the table. As it turns out, my full time job gets in the way of me being a housewife./ So glad my husband understands :)




Pinner wrote: My aunt was razzing me about having pictures of my kid as my profile picture on facebook, then she said it was really common for new moms to lose themselves in their kid. I didnt lose myself - hes pretty much the only person I know, and hes way cuter than me. So why not?

So funny.

Uh huh...

This is funny


From MindOverMotherhood's facebook page: "Let me explain this again, my dear children: my bathroom is NOT the Visitor's Welcome Center. Get. Out."

Did this a few minutes ago lol

@Beth Goodrich - you know it!


Funny Confession Ecard: How do I know I hit middle-age today? In preparation for a big sneeze... I crossed my legs really hard and hoped for the best.

This is so funny because my son always says, "You know you're in trouble when she uses the middle name." LOL

Just funny!

Haha! So true!