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I'm a great motivational speaker.
AMEN!!! My kids call it 'yelling' when I raise my voice. I call it motivational speaking for the selective listener.
Same applies for hubby
So THAT'S what it's called! And it's works!
My kids call it yelling if I tell them something they don't want to hear, even in a normal tobe of voice! lol
ha ha ha
Facebook vs Pinterest
I do so many things well, none of which generate income.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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That moment when you're checking on your sleeping baby and their eyes open so you run before you make direct eye contact.
I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
I didn't know why my child had a middle name until he entered toddlerhood...
I forgot to say goodbye! I'll never see them again! *sobs* ....... *continues pinning and forgets why I was sobbing*
'Should I add more liquor?' is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked.
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother.
Legos. In just about every room of the house.