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Ax a question!

Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

This is what my life was composed of. My dad acting on protection and my mom on beauty. Who knew they go hand in hand?

Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

More than quiet

I never judge quiet people because I know this is what they do.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

New diet plan!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

Hey Girl #Ryan Gosling

Because It’s Baby Goose’s Birthday: Ryan Gosling’s Most Internet-Baitable Moments

So- fun story. Some people have told my boyfriend that he looks like Ryan Gosling. At this very moment, we're in PJs onthe couch, rubbing eachother's feet and I was showing him the house ideas I had pinned earlier.

wine! how classy people get shitfaced.

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

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