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Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

So true

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entitlement...word of decade?  I hope not.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

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be careful what you wish for...

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

hah!! That's me lol I sit in my room with a laptop and my iPod and stalk everfound and never want to leave or socialize :) lol

Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. And yup! I'm married to a pastor. People expect me to socialize.

So true about people at this school....thus I eat alone, a lot! Which doesnt bother me really at all...lol

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

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