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Those Facebook couples…

I have been saying this for YEARS! If you change your relationship status to single after every fight, you aren't mature enough for a relationship.

Giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal. You didn't hear anything, see anything, and you didn't get it from me.

I don't trip. I do random gravity checks. #lolsotrue #gravity #fallingdown #humor #funny

I told this to my therapist today!! So funny, I'm giving up, he'll have to find me!