True story.

Welcome to my life.

pretty much

I hate pants. Seriously if you show up at my house unannounced there is a strong possibility I'm not wearing pants.

all the time.

So true.

there's no changing who someone is

that's the truth

so true

First step is to acknowledge that you have a problem lol

Too true.

So true!

But just wait.....eventually I'll say it.

Damn straight! #break#destroy#raise hell#keep calm and carry on#i will not keep calm and carry on I will raise hell and break shit#shit#break shit


Lol! True!

Every time! SO TRUE!


Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.

stupid people person