It doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice...that creepy Elf on the Shelf is going to kill you one night while you're sleeping!

Is someone really complaining about how their flavored medicine tastes? You drink a liquid, and it makes you less sick. The fact that they try to guard it with any flavor at all is a fucking privilege. How the hell do medicine companies owe you anything?

LOL!! I cant stop laughing. This is so me. A clue, if my legs are crossed my foot will start going up and down. Fair warning. ha

I just bought condoms and when the cashier asked.. "Do you need a bag?" I just said.. No she isn't that ugly.

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