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Knitting requires TWO needles, Mom.. But I'll try to knit with just one til I get home ;) You tried :)
I Knit So I Won't Kill People Large Drawstring Silkscreened Eco Cotton Project Bag. $16.00, via Etsy.
I don't know how to knit, but this makes me laugh hysterically as well as makes me want to learn how to knit JUST so I can buy this bag.