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I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day.

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Sad, but true. :)

Funny Confession Ecard: So then I said to my husband, 'No, I didn't go shopping today, this thing has been sitting in my closet for ages!'

Funny Flirting Ecard: Screw flirting, I'll win you over with my awkwardness.

Yoga Pants Quotes - The Girl in Yoga Pants Yeah, but if they get caught in the vacuum... Ginger, you have to watch that. I've never heard of anyone getting their skinny jeans caught in the vacuum.

FUNNY CUSTOMER SERVICE QUOTES - true story. @Jill Mejia @Lizabeth Schultz @Sarah Midori @Minah Banks @Elizabeth Yates

I'm sure they both think this everyday. It's hilarious for them to keep calling me fat and ugly. Stop putting your insecurities on me. It's not flattering for you! Pathetic sad people!