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I laughed a lot at this!

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

Very helpful prayer at times. ;)

This is my fav prayer, every day I go to work. "Dear Lord, Please put your arm around me today and your hand over my mouth"

the great outdoors.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

Aahh.  But they weren't hidden, they were laid in the middle of the road in plain sight.  Remember 1972, Bark River, MI.  RIP.

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

I mean Lolo loves you, Chris, but nothing beats unlimited Olive Garden breadsticks without gaining a pound or going into cardiac arrest.

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

Funnies

I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you. That's fine, as long as Cal Bears count too, as not to be messed with =]

Putting your leg out of the blankets and then feeling exposed to monsters

Not so normsl. Dump A Day funny quotes monsters under your bed - Dump A Day

Hahahaha, So so true! But look at all the fabulous things I pinned!

I Love Pinterest {Curation}

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

I have been stricken with this very serious disease a few times- it is rough but you too can recover.  Treatment consists of two tylenol and lots of fluids.

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

Ha!  What a great idea!

I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget what it is. the computer will say your password is incorrect!

I've already pinned this...but it's just too good

And then my soul saw you and it kind of went,."Oh,there you are.I've been looking for you.all my life.Your the one I wanna marry.my first and last husband.My man.L.

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

I laughed a lot in this quote!!!!

Yes, I know I can't sing. Yes, I'm going to keep singing anyway. Music Makes Me Happy Quote. I Don't Care!

Ziekte

Mornings_nap_"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."_Seriously, I have had a few of these; and I do laugh.

My husbands wife

My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!

Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?! LMAO!

I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killers going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?