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I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. ALWAYS my thought process

It's not working...gotta look into something else.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and pray for a miracle.

Salmanella My ass

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

Oh yeah....and have monthly periods, grow and push out babies,drop them off at day care, pick them up from daycare, work out, eat well, feed the family, have a sex life, keep the house clean and YOU KNOW the list goes on and on....

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

My favorite thing about winter is that it's socially acceptable to stay inside all day.

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Oh Hell No. here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? nevermind I'll take it with me

Yuck, I have almost broken my neck trying to flush with my foot.

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

You think I'm kidding but I'm not.

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FYI: Hanging up on me while we're argueing on the phone doesn't mean you win. It just shows me how immature you really are.

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Replace sweat pants with stretch marks and this is so me! (my belly will never be seen in a bikini again no matter how toned it is)

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.

So you're not in my life anymore so then you need to make a Pinterest account to see what's on my mind & to throw some shade....ur obviously upset when u go thru these lengths....a real man doesn't act like a jealous child

So you're not in my life anymore so then you need to make a Pinterest account to see what's on my mind & to throw some shade....ur obviously upset when u go thru these lengths....a real man doesn't act like a jealous child

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