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Pretty much.

Lol that is the only time you find me outside! dictionary art print - I'm OUTDOORSY In That I Like Getting DRUNK on PATIOS - funny quote recycled book page


I"d tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

Mmm hot tub days

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It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. HAHAHA!!

So funny! "It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right" :)

Real Shit..☮☮

"Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can't laugh at yourself, then call me.I'll laugh at you" - Unknown.

When people ask me, "How did you get to be so creative?" I tell them it's because I ate paste as a child.

It was the paste! All these years I thought I got my creativity from my Mom. I wonder if she ate paste too. The art teacher at school would get so mad at me.


I like you so much that when ever I see you I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart-on. An affection erection.

Not sure about that now

Hahahahaha well I am attractive so fuck off yall. Bc it just makes me more attractive bc of how true n real I am.


I don't "agree" just to appease an argument. I need complete truth and balance, even if I am the one who is wrong. "I'd agree, but then we'd both be wrong.

Train of thought

"My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors." Cute AS a button.


Youre not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

Haha. True.

ssooooo true for me and in reference to others opinions of me in my life. I own this shit fuck the haters opinions of me and don't get a piece of me anymore. All my pieces Belong right here within myself.

stupid = dead

"When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. It is difficult only for the others.It is the same when You are Stupid. You Know Who You Are!


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Your friends and coworkers will get a good laugh from this sign that states, "A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF." The x distressed wood sign .


How to Practice Radical Honesty. You have probably told many little lies and half-truths throughout your life. Radical honesty is the practice of minimizing the lies you tell. The "radical honesty" movement was founded by a.