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Somebody asked me if I wanted to have another child. Before I could answer, my uterus jumped out of my body and into oncoming traffic.

Some uterus' should do this! Somebody asked me if I wanted to have another child. Before I could answer, my uterus jumped out of my body and into oncoming traffic.

seriously, I've been saying this for a long time!

Seriously.

Sure, I can multi-task. I can drink tea, read a book, and ignore your incessant talking all at the same time.

Lmao

My School Newspaper Asked.

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Dead!hahahaha

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Hahhaaha very true!

And for the Romney/Ryan haters.Betty White, you're my idol.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Billy has 32 candy bars. He eats What does he have now? Billy has diabetes.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich.

Funny Family Ecard: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich.

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no need to drive....hahaha

Hahaha Literally close enough to walk. I've already breezed past crazy.

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