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I am going to get this on a sign and just whip it out everytime it is necessary...  I LOVE this!!!

"I am your mom your argument is invalid" I so want a sign of this up in our house before the boys start reading :)

Sippin’ on some Ice-T: | Community Post: 33 Jokes Only "Law And Order: SVU" Fans Will Understand

33 Jokes Only "Law And Order: SVU" Fans Will Understand

Law and Order: SVU (Soda Vending Unit). hahaha get it "Ice Tea"lol


It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts. It cannot be both. AMEN THIS IS NOT CUTE! and tights doesn't make it okay either. you can't wear tights and shorts and uggs. stop it.

@Laura when I read this to J he said "sounds like something Laura would say" haha. brought tears to my eyes

this just made me laugh so hard. This is so true. yelling is useless, whispering is so effective! I just hadn't thought of it as being scary.

You may be cool, but you'll never be Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose cool.

Theodore Roosevelt, riding a moose, Really? Teddy Roosevelt is one of the most interesting people to hold the office of president.

OMG, my family hears me saying some version of this every day! :)

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!

mosquitoes funny quote

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Wouldn't that be great?

OMG!!!! Yes I totally understand...pls I had a hard time getting 4oz! And then someone else's child knocked over my pump with the bottle still attached...bye bye milk...tears.......

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk