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Hey, what would you do if I just broke up with you? I'd go back to my ex. THAT'S IT WE'RE DONE! Shows you care about her more than me! Looks like I wasted my time :( Hey… want to go back out? I thought you said you'd go back to your ex? You are my ex...

One of the only reasons I'd teach high school would be that they would get my sense of humor. I'd love to do this!

If their really your best friend, you'd know where they were every moment of everyday. Best friends are like stalkers...

JakeHey man whats up? | just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. You know, the usual. | wtf man? schools out, why you still doing science?! | -_- breathing, Jake, i'm breathing.