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Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts [and skirts] should be longer than your vagina. (And this is really, really, REALLY not something to be worn by younger girls!

i do yoga to relieve stress

I Do Yoga

I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants. Get this shirt to proclaim your love for yoga, or wine, or just relaxing!

me for the past 3 days lol...i need to go see the fam asap!

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitch this morning?

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'.

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'. I hate the sweat pants voice.

The problem isn't my lack of prioritizing exercise, but rather my love of wine, comfort, and friends :)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

Dog eat dog day

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Learn a lesson from your dog - No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

Duhhh, that's how I always start my stories. Lol

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

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