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~how many times do i want to say this to peeps? ummm A LOT

Egg-cellent Drawings

Funny pictures about A day in the life of an egg. Oh, and cool pics about A day in the life of an egg. Also, A day in the life of an egg.

Is that left over WHINE because the wine is gone?

'Someone was telling me they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

No, I don't have children, and no, I don't know anyone with a little boy... but I'm an English teacher, dammit.  allow me to be amused.

Love all of my sons. This is so true. Look back and dont know how i did it alk with three boys. But Oh how I love them 3 boys

ha! love it (though if something like this was said about women, we would consider it very sexist - just putting that out there)

"Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking. should I put this under my TRUTH board?

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'be yourself' is about the worst advice you can give to some people . lol sad but true!

Blessed.

Large Wood Sign - To Hear the Laughter of a Child - Subway Sign - Farmhouse Sign - You are Blessed - Home Decor - Gallery Wall - Inspiration

NOT FLESH of my flesh not BONE of my Bone Quote Adoption Creed Custom Baby Gift Print 8 x 10

NOT FLESH of my flesh not BONE of my Bone Quote Adoption Creed Custom Baby Gift Print 8 x 10

NOT FLESH of my flesh not BONE of my Bone Quote Adoption Creed Custom Baby Gift Print 8 x baby gift?

It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence.

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.

We have to stop meeting this way.

Dear 3 am, We have got to stop meeting this way. I'd much rather sleep with you

Get rid of Obama, the Food Stamp King!!   Wake up, America!! Let's reclaim America!! ***A revolution is brewing for patriots to take back America in 2014 & 2016****

aint that the truth! oh and id like to afford a new coach purse like the one she just pulled her food stamps out of

Haha!!!!  Cheryll..gotta love this one !!!

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard