This is so me. Or unless theres a pack of angry, hungry rottweilers...Right @Lyza Sanchez-Granata? LOL

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.

Same thing with the dishes.

The truth to this statement is unbearable

AMEN!

Yep!

Yep

So funny!

Yep, that's me

Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy...then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings. | Confession Ecard

So true

True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together. After the first few years of marriage, John stopped laughing at me and began laughing with me. Guess What?!? His boxers ALWAYS matched his outfit too!!

exactly!

haha

funny

so true...

wait, it's not?!

Seriously.....

...

Haha all the time

yep