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This is hilarious. And I love how he refers to his wife as his permanent roommate.

Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad…

This is hilarious. And I love how he refers to his wife as his permanent roommate.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

"I don't have a twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've for 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops." hahaha hilarious #ecard

"I don't have a twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've for 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops." hahaha hilarious #ecard

Just a thought. - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

Just a thought. - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

I know this is ridiculous, but I feel bad when I win.  I don't like to be the reason anyone is disappointed or sad!

I know this is ridiculous, but I feel bad when I win. I don't like to be the reason anyone is disappointed or sad!

It's tech support. He wants to know just how stupid I am. What should I say?

It's tech support. He wants to know just how stupid I am. What should I say?

30 humor Quotes about Husband #husband quotes #husband humor

30 humor Quotes about Husband

Extra terrible snorers sleep alone.  Obviously.

Extra bad snoring…

Sleep Talking Man (blog): WARNING. Some of this is raunchy. But there is hysterical laughter to be had nonetheless. One of my current favorites: "Yeah, you can keep looking at my arse as I walk away. It's having a spectacular day today."    or this one: "The noodles are coming! Stand by your chopsticks. Steady the miso… Steady… Don't do anything until you see the whites of their strands."

Sleep Talking Man (blog): WARNING. Some of this is raunchy. But there is hysterical laughter to be had nonetheless. One of my current favorites: "Yeah, you can keep looking at my arse as I walk away. It's having a spectacular day today." or this one: "The noodles are coming! Stand by your chopsticks. Steady the miso… Steady… Don't do anything until you see the whites of their strands."