Sleep Talking Man (blog): WARNING. Some of this is raunchy. But there is hysterical laughter to be had nonetheless. One of my current favorites: "Yeah, you can keep looking at my arse as I walk away. It's having a spectacular day today." or this one: "The noodles are coming! Stand by your chopsticks. Steady the miso… Steady… Don't do anything until you see the whites of their strands."