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This one is for my daughter and all the moms that get those looks from people who think your a child abuser because your getting on to your child over and over then you say, what the _ell I give up for now....

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since 1995, I still know every.last.word.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since 1995, I still know every.last.word.

If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy... one friend is all you will ever  need.

If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy... one friend is all you will ever need.

I may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy.... True Story....

I may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy.... True Story....

From our Calendar There's a HUGE off our 2014 Aunty Acid calendar for FB fans who click this link And the 'LOOK INSIDE' feature has been added on so you can now go and have a sneaky peek at some of the witty panels it features..!

My wrinkles are from laughter, Well, except those lines between my eyebrows... THOSE are my WTF lines & those fuckers are DEEP!

My wrinkles are from laughter, Well, except those lines between my eyebrows... THOSE are my WTF lines & those fuckers are DEEP!

I refuse to lose weight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny girls if I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny, awesome AND thin. It's a public service, really.

I refuse to lose weight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny girls if I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny, awesome AND thin. It's a public service, really.

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