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Girl! Sometimes you need to drop your Big Girl Panties and tell them to kiss your ass.

I'm just grateful that I'm not as judgmental as those self-righteous bastards around me.


I've got a great personality, I just don't have a tolerance for stupid people.

There's something wrong with my bank. They say I don't have any money. Or an account. And also to stop walking through the drive-thru to get free lollipops.

People come into my bank for free coffee, cookies, chocolates, lollipops, and to read the paper.

Just remember I got your back if you need anyone bitch-slaptafied.

Photoshop Truth, yes please!

Some of these are so awesome!!!! Lmfao  seriously I have an obsession with sarcastic shit. Lmao!!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: We all think it's time you put Sensitive Susie back in the box and learn to laugh at yourself like the rest of us do.

I can't wait to have kids. I'll finally have a valid excuse for why I built a fort and why we have "coloring time" every day...

Time to build a fort!

That's right!

Now dry those eyes, pull up your big girl panties, and be that cast iron bitch I know you can be.

Christians, Catholics, Mormons, Jehovah's Witness cult.

I Hate fake people!

Sharing our opinion is not gossip!

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So maybe...LOL!

oh, so much truth.

I'm pissed. Let's go buy shit.

lets go buy shit. I'm sad. lets go buy shit. its not just when I'm pissed.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Remember, if you can't say something nice. make it funny


Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea . I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila or jäger anyways !

Your e cards: The fact that you don't find me amazing doesn't reflect poorly on me, it just means you have bad taste

I didn't change, I grew up. You should try it sometime. This is for two specific people that i know....

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I didn't change, I grew up.

I wish I was crappy enough to actually do this !!! I will say that if you mistreat me to the breaking point then you get... absolutely nothing from me ever again. And I'm okay with that too :)

From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared.