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If only I had the guts! Nope, gotta rise above and always treat others like I want to be treated

Funny ecard: From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared ;

me for the past 3 days lol...i need to go see the fam asap!

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Some days I feel like this.

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

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HILARIOUS QUOTES – 26 Pics

HILARIOUS QUOTES - 26 Pics

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OMG can you imagine the things that might be said???!!!! ROFL

Funny Weekend Ecard: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

YEP!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea . I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila or jäger anyways !

Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: No seriously. Don't mistake my perky phone voice for actually liking you. I get paid to be nice to jerk wads like you.

My give a damn's busted.

Funny Workplace Ecard: You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit.

So this mommy, ain’t no morningperson at all. TO BE FAIR: I freaking hate mornings!!!! For me the day can start around 10 o’clock. I know for some of you the day is allready halfway the…

Childeren…

Aside from the language, this makes me laugh every time. Funny Baby Ecard: "You may think you're being cute by waking up at the ass crack of dawn, but just remember.one day you will be a teenager, and payback sucks.

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