Phil is me when Im driving-Oh, look at that little dog! What do you mean slow down, we have to go the speed limit? Im not gonna hit the dog, its not even in the street-OH MY GOD ITS IN THE STREET ITS IN FRONT OF MY CAR ITS LOOKING AT ME OH MY GOD IM GONNA HIT IT IM GONNA HIT IT IM GONNA-its cool, guys. It got out of the way.
Modern Family: "You know who had two straight parents?" "Adolf Hitler"