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I am never having another wedding. I just like looking at wedding stuff. At 8 I designed my perfect wedding dress.

So true.                    Prep in the Midwest

She said "That's a lot of money to spend on a purse!" It was then that I knew we could never be friends.

hahaha.... kinda like the friend I just pinned this from who is super skinny....

When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there.all fat

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

just not fair. i want to renew my vows just so i can have another wedding, lol.

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And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

Wish me luck in the Olympics. Just kidding. I'm on my fourth cupcake. LOL

Funny Sports Ecard: Wish me luck in the Olympics. Just kidding. Im on my fourth cupcake.

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

It seems to be impossible for me to get out of Target without spending $100--even when I go in for "just one thing".  :/

Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly never been to target.

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