Yea we are going to need a curse jar! Honey, you can't go around saying bad words. But the fact that you say them in the right context makes Mommy proud. And, honestly, that really DID taste like shit.

and theres a chance i did go out publicly unacceptable- in which case-i don't even have to change!!

and theres a chance i did go out publicly unacceptable- in which case-i don't even have to change!!

Haha...It must be true! Believe half of what you see & none of what you hear.

Haha...It must be true! Believe half of what you see & none of what you hear.

A day without dealing with stupid people is like... Never mind. I'll tell you if it ever fucking happens. Till then, I'll take a shot of vodka, please. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

A day without dealing with stupid people is like... Never mind. I'll tell you if it ever fucking happens. Till then, I'll take a shot of vodka, please. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

I better start remembering it now... Kaylee's already starting to practice for Terrible Twos!

I better start remembering it now... Kaylee's already starting to practice for Terrible Twos!

They know exactly when me and Jen are going through ahaha! Our guys are on something serious this week!

They know exactly when me and Jen are going through ahaha! Our guys are on something serious this week!

No, people don't like being called out on their bs. Lol

No, people don't like being called out on their bs. Lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Drinking before drinking - It saves money... and let's face it in this economy, we all need to save money!

Drinking before drinking - It saves money... and let's face it in this economy, we all need to save money!

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