Totally gonna say this to my kids. :P

too funny! hahahaha

Bahahaha!!!

The reason I'm allowed to use curse words and you're not. How to explain to children:) haha #ecards

Oh funny funny

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

So there.

It's a fine line

The truth.

Lmao Me today!!!

Bahaha Love it!

Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.

Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?!

Hilarious.

hilarious

trophy wife/special olympics

It is SO TRUE.

Hilarious!

Lol