Totally gonna say this to my kids. :P
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this will most likely be my parenting style, haha.
This will more than likely be my parenting style
Jessica's parenting style- I like it!
some more future parenting style
This would be my parenting style
I like this parenting style :)
That IS my parenting style
your parenting style. :)
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So. True. I laughed as this is the phase we're in! Mommy, mommy ..yes honey?..mommy mommy..what do you need?..mommy mommy...all day long!
Mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mama, mamaaaaaa, MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so true! mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.....WTF DO YOU WANT?????!!!!!!!
Best part- Bryce has learned to join laurens chorus of "mommy"s. Love it.
so funny. this is sooo amara, mommy... mommy, mommy,mommy,mommy,MOMMY!!!
Mommy, mommy, mommy....oh, this is my life:)
Mom Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mom Mommy
so funny. I feel this way often!
Oh funny funny
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So many dirty jokes for this one but Pinterest is a wholesome place... ok, maybe just one, her favorite shade of eyeliner is Bukkake.
Hahahaha her favorite shade of lipstick.. HILARIOUS!!!!! I know some of these girls...lol!
I'm not saying she's a slut but............... Her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
I about died laughing so hard. Holy crap so funny.
Hahahahahaha... Now that's some funny stuff!!!
Bahahahahaha....oh man this made me giggle!
Lipstick shade is penis! Lol
That's some funny shit!!!
Can't stop laughing
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It's so true that I have to laugh, otherwise I'd cry. The never ending question, "Mom, where is...?"
Quotes that make me laugh, or are just bloody true! www.jacbowie.com
I did not laugh at you, but this ecard made me laugh!!
omg, so true for some parts of my life.
made me laugh today... so true!
lol this just made me giggle.
Truth in an ecard
too funny! hahahaha
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Perfect advice. I always told my child unit ~ "Turn it around on them, you are smarter than they are. Make them cry with your words, not your fists."
It's a good thing I don't have kids (...yet) because that would be an example of my parenting style!
Funny Family Ecard: Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mothers dresser.
So inappropriate, but so funny! At what age can I teach my kids to use this line? bahahahahah kidding!
This will be me, as I've already come close to walking the line w/what I've told my daughter to reply.
Oooh... BURRRRRN! "Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mothers dresser."
today my youngest was running a race at bball and a little boy said: "your a slow poke" (even though she was beating him by a few steps) she stopped running and came over to me crying. so i said, "don't cry, go back, if he says it again, say "kiss my butt" and then BEAT HIM!
mother of the year .....for some reason I have a feeling I will have to keep Christopher from giving parental advice like this
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Funny Mother's Day Ecard: Just when I think my son is a little carbon copy of his father.That he inherited nothing from me.He trips over his own feet and slams into a wall. I say to myself...ah...there I am.
So true! I think this every time I see him run. Poor kid.
Oh my goodness!!! This is so true for my boy! lol
This will be my children some day...
This shall be my son! Poor kid.
My future kids have no hope....
Oh our poor future children
So true for my boy!
made me giggle
Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?!
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I've said this to someone at work before, while handing him a straw. He started laughing so hard he forgot what he was complaining about.
Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?!
"aww I'm sorry to hear that. would you like me to get you a straw so you can suck it up?" #hilarious #ecard
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Omg omg omg I am going to remember this one!!!!! And carry straws to pass out! Bahahahaaha
I don't agree with this all the time but it made me giggle :)
Some people need a whole pack a straws
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Funny Breakup Ecard: Let me know when you are off your man-period. Not for a breakup but perfect for when your guy has mood swings. Cause they do
I swear it's a real thing Funny Breakup Ecard: Let me know when you are off your man-period.
Let me know when you are off your man-period. Every month this actually happens.
Let me know when you are off your man-period. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Breakup Ecard: Let me know when you are off your man-period.
I'm pretty sure man-periods last 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
Let me know when you are off your man-period.@Maggie Lecco
man periods are real
Man Period lol
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I think saying you've worked in retail and you're still alive and not in jail means something too lol
I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!
I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! Thought this would be good for you, Karie D....
Yes, I have dealt with the A/C guy and the electrician today. Why do they have to contradict each other???? Do you really think that I am that stupid.
"Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true." #Dispatch #EMS #Fire #Law Enforcement #Nursing
No kidding!! Working at the front desk at the Police Dept. I dealt with the "cream of the crop"!!!!!
I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! Haha it should be.
This is so funny!
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I just did 9 months on the inside baby jumper; cute baby onesie; baby clothes
Hilarious baby outfit this would be cute for a Halloween costume.
I seriously needed to have this for a couple baby showers, lol.
Cute baby things This would make a cute Halloween costume!!
I NEVER post baby stuff... but this is pretty darn cute!!
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I just did 9 months on the inside baby onesie
Baby shower gift idea
for our baby boy !!
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That's my parenting philosophy, LOL. If you've ever spent more than 5 minutes with my kids you can see I've done a GREAT job :)
My vow to all of my future children.
totally my parenting philosophy.
what I'll promise my children
;) Ah, mother's love...
haha this is so my son
my parenting motto
Lol my future kids
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And by the way, I hate Sun Chips
Haha tampon sun chips
haha... sun chips...
Sorry not really
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Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are boderline inappropriate. and by sorry, I mean you're welcome.
Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate...
..This is for you Merrill Miss your hilarious jokes ( comments)
#funny #humor #ecard
All the time!
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This is why I can't have house plants. And why I think it's a miracle when I plant a seed and it actually makes it out of the ground!
At our house, plants pray that my husband cares for them. If its me, they've definitely welcomed the plant hospice!
Houseplant Hospice... More like a Botanical Kevorkian, but whatever.
Houseplants don't have a chance. I am the grim reaper to plants.
I do plant hospice. More on house plants than in the garden..
Just house plant. God sees that the ones outside are ok
This is why I can't have houseplants.
LOL That's funny stuff!
this is so funny.
trophy wife/special olympics
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She thinks she's a trophy wife? For what? The special olympics? | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com
Haha! hey, it takes all kinds. Even special people need love
hahaha... that's horrible, but really funny!
Ha ohhh e cards, how I love thee
Bshahaha! Why is this so funny?!
Dying laughing over here!!!
OMG funny stuff..hehe
Ohhhhh so true..
This just makes me laugh every time @Robyn Szczerba
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Ha!Ha! 'your' & 'you're' used incorrectly... pet peeve!
For all of my English teacher buddies!
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Important grammar lesson! :)
Shits and giggles
good grammar joke
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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you. hahahaha
lol- i love it! Can I get it on a t-shirt with an arrow pointed to my left? I'll b sure to keep certain people on that side of me when I wear it
Get it straight. Unless you're as big as a planet and you actually have your own gravitational pull. I dunno, maybe call yourself Penisticularis or Coochroameris. But if you have non of that it's Sucksville for you.
Free, Confession Ecard: I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
Using astrology to explain your bad life decisions is like going to a doctor and explaining why you wrecked ur car. #nogood #you#are #beyond #stupid #dumpsterdiva
haha I need to post this in my office...and to my back window of the car and to my wal-mart shopping cart...the list could go on forever
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the sun and not you. hahaha - Some people just don't get it!
I wish I had this scrolling across my windshield pretty much everywhere I I drive...but I'm also pretty sure they're to stupid to read it.heehee
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This is so true.. to say it was a small part of my life seems like that's putting it lightly. Over thinking consumes you.
Oh my gosh... I need to remember this. Over thinking things causes so many problems in my life...
so true......yet why do I continue to overthink half the crap in my life???
It would be so nice to be able to stop doing this .. overthinking = my life
Why don't I remember this!! Must think about not over thinking!
Good advice, This was me a few times in my life.
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#sotrue #overthinking #advice
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people....I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.