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Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

On a scale of 1 to stepping on a Lego, how much pain are you in?

On a scale of 1 to stepping on a Lego, how much pain are you in?

Thanks to Obamacare, not only do I have to pay for the twinkies poor people eat but now I get to pay to unclog thier artieries so they can eat more of them.

Thanks to Obamacare, not only do I have to pay for the twinkies poor people eat but now I get to pay to unclog thier artieries so they can eat more of them.

Yes! But also on the other side of that, when you're the person at the door, you don't know what to do!

Yes! But also on the other side of that, when you're the person at the door, you don't know what to do!

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its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

Interesting. I watch "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant" to try and understand what my mother was going through - she found out she was pregnant when she went into labor with me.

Interesting. I watch "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant" to try and understand what my mother was going through - she found out she was pregnant when she went into labor with me.

I laughed a lot harder than I should have at this.  - Imgur

I laughed a lot harder than I should have at this.

Most of the jerks happen to be my family! hahaha I love this #cheatinguno

Most of the jerks happen to be my family! hahaha I love this #cheatinguno