"Hello. I'm the happiness fairy. I've sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile dammit, this shit's expensive"

Gee, I already feel better.

hehe

Never understood that.

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.something to remember when presented with a dragon that seems to be to big to be defeated...

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Pirate.

Funny

Makes me think of Mindy :)

Truth! Lol

heheha

Funny

Story of my life. Sometimes I hate the fact that i am always concerned about other people's feelings and i neglect my own.

haha this makes me think of you! @Jodie Griswold

women are not to be messed with.

Oh so true :)