Hello. I'm the happiness fairy,. I've sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile dammit, this shit's expensive.
Giggle, Happiness Fairy, Smile Dammit, Smile Damnit, Funny Stuff, Fairy Dust, So Funny, Happy Dust
Smile dammit!!:P I now want fairy dust!
Oh.. my.. gosh.. so funny
Smile, damnit. :)
made me giggle
Johnny Depp, Jacksparrow, Giggle, Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Jack O'Connell, Funny Stuff, Keep Calm, Capt Jack
OK I think these "keep calm" things are overdone, but this is awesome. #Johnny Depp #Captain Jack Sparrow
Keep Calm - Why Is The Rum Gone?!: This is why Captain Jack Sparrow is either far too calm, or not calm in the slightest.
keep calm...why is the rum always gone captain jack sparrow from Disney pirates of the caribbean
Keep calm...why is the rum gone?! Pirates of the Caribbean CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Keep Calm... Pirates of the Caribbean. Card for Sally & Gerry
Keep Calm & why is the rum gone? #jacksparrow
Keep Calm, Capt Jack style!
keep calm... ~giggle
♥ Read them all...
Dear God, Giggle, Mouth, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Kids Letters
"Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy." Funny stuff!
Dear God... one of the cutest things I have seen in forever!! Little kids are so funny
Dear God... So cute and so funny! Kids say the darndest things.. ;)
I cant stop laughing!! So funny how kids think! Cutest thing ever!!
Dear God, I have this book! Always makes me giggle
These are so funny! Kids letters to God!!!
Dear God... straight from a baby's mouth!
SO FUNNY! kids letters to God.
You suck. You should fix that.
Funny Love Sucks Quotes, Quotes Funny Sayings, Giggle, Funny Shit, Some People, People Suck, Truth, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes
What I'm certain some people think because I'm 26 don't have a job/career, liscence/car, or a life basically. Because I left back before I graduated... and well now life just kinda sucks.. and well I do too obviously. Probably be one of those loser kids who never gets married or does anything and winds up on the streets some where. Be to embarrased to return to Asbury for reunions because my life went no where.
I'd never say this to someone but there are some people I'd really like to say it too. ;)
I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out of your bum? #quotes #glow #glowworms
So Cute, I Wish, Funny Stuff, Glow Worms, Sunshine, So Funny, Make Me Smile
So cute! Love this! #happy #quotes I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out of your bum?
"I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!"....Plus you bring a ray of bumshine to those around you!
I wish I were a glow worm... #quote #humor #grumpy #sunshine
I'M A GLOW WORM! so cute!!!! this makes me smile!
Glow Worm! Why did I find this so funny??
this is funny stuff~
Life Motto, Life Plan, Stay Strong, Funny Encouragement, Hahah Perfect, Funny Stuff, Good Advice, Bring It On
Funny Encouragement Ecard: When life knocks you down... Calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, 'You hit like a bitch.'
normally this would make me laugh...but given the events of the last two weeks...life hit me like a badass bitch
Stay strong and fight back
Life hits like a bitch.
This is good advice...
Umm new life motto?
Bring it on...
New life plan.
Giggle, Funny Picture, Funny Stuff, My Son, So Funny, Poor Kid
Omg my daughter did this when she was three colored her baby sister and the two year old I babysat with black permanent marker bulleyes all over bellues and heads lol so funny
I just love that face hahaha...I can't stop laughing!: Giggle, Markers, Too Late, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, Kid
So funny! My son did this when he was 6 with the same color. Only he covered every inch of his head, arms, and legs. He had school the next day.
I had a little darling that did this to my brand new expensive wallpaper. It made such an impression on me that I'm still keeping the permanent markers in a high cabinet with a lock on it....and he's almost 25 now....!
when you figured out the difference between a marker and a permanent marker. Funny kids moments.
Funny thing is I did that to my sister as she slept but never drew on myself XD
this happened to my son...only it was a red permanent marker.
Funny Pictures Of The Day Vol. 68 (35 IMAGES)
poor kid! so funny!
Funny Shit, Fart Funny, Fart Humor, Farts Humor, Farting Humor, Funny Stuff, Shitty Ideas, Farts Funny, Brain Farts
Hmmmm..?? Then wth is wrong with the guys at work!!!? They pass gas and STILL have the most shitty ideas!!!!
@Erin Hall - thought of you! not that you have shitty ideas, but that the comment is so right up your alley! :)
So now when you come up with a shitty idea I know why..........
Adam: I'm full of shitty ideas then LOL
Farts make shitty ideas
Some good fart humor
and brain farts
This is just so girly and it makes me want to smile!
Cloudy Day, Yellow Wall, Sun Shine, Yellow Sunshine, Room Wall, Art Poster, Baby Rooms
Quote Artwork Typographic Print - Yellow Wall Art Poster - Sunshine On A Cloudy Day - 11x14, 8x10, 5x7 - Etsy ColorBee
Quote Artwork Typographic Print - Yellow Wall Art Poster - Sunshine On A Cloudy Day - 8x10 Etsy ColorBee. I've got Sunshine on a Cloudy Day. #sunshine
Quote Artwork Typography Print Yellow Wall Art Poster by colorbee, $18.00
Cottage Charm ~ yellow ~ sunshine on a cloudy day
Baby room wall art for frame collage
I've got sunshine on a cloudy day!
Remember This, Sotrue, My Life, So True, Quotes Sayings, Overthinking, Mylife, Good Advice, Over Thinking
This is so true.. to say it was a small part of my life seems like that's putting it lightly. Over thinking consumes you.
Oh my gosh... I need to remember this. Over thinking things causes so many problems in my life...
so true......yet why do I continue to overthink half the crap in my life???
It would be so nice to be able to stop doing this .. overthinking = my life
Why don't I remember this!! Must think about not over thinking!
Good advice, This was me a few times in my life.
Over thinking - quotes, sayings
#sotrue #overthinking #advice
Giggle, Quote, Kitchen Windows, Funny Stuff, Thought, I Will, So Funny, Fucking Hard
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK. AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE. WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED. BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR. AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE. AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS. I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES. THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY. WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE. WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS. I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU. HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES. UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER. TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART. HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER. @Beth Hartwell @Lindsay Percell @Lisa Dent - I just pictured Ashley saying this whole thing! don't you?
Funny Things, Aging Gracefully, Older Person, Person Wondering, Cora Harvey, So True, Harvey Armstrong, Younger Person, Hell Happened
Ummm, it's called turning 40, but funny thing is 40 wasn't as bad as when I turned 30. My 40s are awesome!! Still feel young in many ways. :)
QUOTE: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened - Don't let that happen.
Cora Harvey Armstrong - Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.....so true! LOL
Ha - I have to wonder if a certain someone is truly pure evil, or just lacking common sense. Maybe it's a lack of common sense concerning men. That makes sense considering being 40+ years old and never having a boyfriend,
Happy Quotes Funny, Funny Gardening Quotes, Funny Happy Quotes, Happiness Quotes Funny, Happy Funny Quotes, Short Funny Quotes, Happy Thoughts Funny, Funny Short Quotes, Common Sense
#common #sense is a #flower that doesn't #grow in #everyones #garden #letsgetwordy
Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden. #business #quotes
I love my garden!!! I planted it myself and its FULL of common sense!!!
Common sense helps protect you from being downright stupid.
365 Happiness Project: Quote 259: Common Sense
COMMON SENSE IN NOT SO COMMON.
Nailed It, Funny Bitchy Quotes, Quotes Bitch, Bitch Craft, Funny Stuff, Bitch Quote, Smiling Sweetly, Bitchcraft
"Bitchcraft - The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly." - nailed it! I may be the master #quotes
"Bitchcraft - The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly." - Unknown #quotes www.redreidinghood.com
Can I claim this???? "Bitchcraft - The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly." - Unknown #quotes
"Bitchcraft - The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly." Hahaha oh gosh... it's too true.
"Bitchcraft - The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly." - everyday, to nasty customers
:)) "Bitchcraft - The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly." - Unknown #quotes. :))
Bitch craft used frequently
Roses Are Red, Giggle, Quote, Valentines Day, Funny Stuff, Best Poems, Hate Rhyming, So Funny, Can'T Stop Laughing
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis. I cannot. Stop. Laughing. This isn't that funny but. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis. ... Probably laughing way too much right now!!!!!!!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis. So inappropriate. So funny.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis. valentines day
"the made me snort"-Rachel The quote is what did me in haha
i don't know why this is so funny. I can't stop laughing!
giggle giggle. Why is "penis" so funny? hee hee.
just funny stuff!
Best poem EVERRR
Giggle, My Husband, Replace Wine, So True, Funny Stuff, Hormone Guide, So Funny
The Hormone Guide. Funny stuff. After my husband asked me one too many times the question in the chart's bottom row ("What did you DO all day??"), I sent him this link and told him to commit this chart to memory (oh, and bring home some wine).
hormone guide - just replace "wine" with "beer" there really should be a marriage manual :)
The Hormone Guide -My husband should have had this the last 9 months!
The Hormone Guide for Men- Ultra Safe answer is always WINE! ;)
Hormone Guide- how to talk to women. So funny, but so true!!
The Hormone Guide (funny chart).... haha.. so true
Hormone Guide for Men. Cannot. Stop. Giggling
The Hormone Guide for Men! #funny #women #wine
Ultra Safe not so funny, but the rest is.
Disney Movies, Disney Quotes, Movie Quote, Disney Inspires, Disney Pixar, Disney Inspiration, Winnie The Pooh, Disney Cruise/Plan
Disney movie quotes; I will be getting a tattoo with the word Ohana in it and Just Keep Swimming!!!! So many life lessons in Disney movies!!
Disney inspirations. finding nemo, toy story, lion king, cinderella, alice in wonderland, peter pan, Winnie the Pooh and Lilo and Stitch.
Funny pictures: Disney movie quotes, disney movie quote... Winnie the Pooh has some of the best quotes
Disney Inspirational Quotes from Finding Nemo, Toy Story, The Lion King, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Winnie the Pooh, Peter Pan, and Lilo and Stitch
Great Disney quotes. i just wouldn't say "even" disney inspires me , just disney inspires me.
Disney quotes & y i want to do art animation for Disney Pixar<3
disney quotes | Disney Inspiration#disney #quotes #dream
Disney movie quotes That Winnie the Pooh quote tho
Disney: Inspirational Disney Quotes
Wise words to live by...too bad there are so many out there.
Truth, Happiness Stay, Funny Stuff, So True, Quotes Sayings, Good Advice, It Works
I've Found the Key to Happiness... Stay the Hell Away from Assholes.... Now that is the Truth! \<●>]<●>/\<●>]<●>/
"I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes." Oh I do, whenever possible.
I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.... That's about right ..
LOL..true story. (sorry for my language Lord, this is pre-written, but so true)+++
The key to happiness ~ via Randomly Funny Stuff FB page
#Words #Quotes #Sayings #Phrases
True Story!! and it works!
ok.... good advice
the key....so true
More like 3 XD
Dream Thoughts, Dream Big, Hand Dream, Big Dreams, Thoughts Big, Wood Signs, Sized Dreams, Inspirational Quotes, Wood Wall
Free shipping and returns on Second Nature By Hand 'Dream One Size Too Big' Repurposed Wood Wall Art at Nordstrom.com. Handcrafted wall art created from repurposed, hundred-year-old wood salvaged from Wisconsin farms is stenciled with the inspiring words "Dream one size too big."
Second Nature By Hand 'Dream One Size Too Big' Repurposed Wood Wall Art available at #Nordstrom
Dream one size: too big. Big dreams have a certain gravity about them. They draw us in close and hold our attention. My favorite dreams are the ones that need other people to make them possible, dreams that are so big that it will take many lifetimes to see them in their full form. That’s what gets me out of bed in the morning: doing my small part of something that needs the hands, hearts, and minds of others to make it a reality. Dream big. Really big. And then, even bigger.
Dream BIG. Love for over a crib in nursery. So sweet
Inspirational messages stenciled on wood signs!
Best Inspirational Quotes of the Week
Dream BIG BIG Dreams
funny how that happens!