"Hello. I'm the happiness fairy. I've sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile dammit, this shit's expensive"
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happiness fairy..a little bit on the hardcore language but funny
Smile dammit!!:P I now want fairy dust!
Happiness Fairy says SMILE dammit.
happiness fairy, I like that!
Smile, damnit. hahaha
Happy happy happy!
Gee, I already feel better.
Oneday, Kitty Cat, Catlady, Feel Better, Cat Drawing, Crazy Cat, Kitty Kitty, Drawings Of, Cat Lady
i once received a paper back from a professor in undergrad with a cat drawing and the words "here is a drawing of a cat." in the margins. totally normal, right? wish this happened to me
it's a kitty! I feel better already... why do I feel like I should have this in my office?
This cat drawing will make you feel better.
Drawing of a cat. Feel better!
Crazy cat lady. That's me.
Kitty cat love...
here kitty kitty
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Wouldn't it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don't like.
Wouldn't it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don't like. Ha Ha, there is a song part of lyrics Wouldn't it be Nice
"Wouldn't it be nice if the world was flat?" On days like today, yes.
Wouldn't it be nice if the world was flat?
Sometimes you wish the world is flat.
If only the world were flat...
yup ! Wouldn't that be nice.
yes, that would be nice
wouldn't it be nice???
Never understood that.
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Funny but TRUE. Sometimes, you have to tell someone the truth that they are oblivious to or call them out on their shit.
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one of my pet peeves....trying to control someone's reaction to an insult
No Offense Quotes | No offense | Funny Quotes and Sayings haha so true!
I'd say "truth" but the lack of apostrophes bothers me too much
Ain't that the truth One of my biggest pet peeves!!!!
Not so funny...but true!
<3 Read them all...
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Kid's letters to God. I'm an agnostic atheist but it really doesn't matter what you believe, the principle in this is adorable. Many of these made me giggle
Dear God letters. Very funny since I am a Sunday School teacher.... I hear all kinds of funny stuff :)
Dear God... one of the cutest things I have seen in forever!! Little kids are so funny
Dear God, Do you laugh as hard as I do when kids say the cutest things?
Dear God... So cute and so funny! Kids say the darndest things.. ;)
I cant stop laughing!! So funny how kids think! Cutest thing ever!!
These are so funny! Kids letters to God!!!
Dear God... straight from a baby's mouth!
SO FUNNY! kids letters to God.
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Best fairy tale ever written. Should be made into a damn Disney movie. Id give tickets to that movie away to every 8 year old girl in town!
The princess lived happily ever after ~ for all the independent women...such as my daughter who does her own thing on her own time ! KUDOS to strong young women
The princess said NO and the princess lived happily ever after..and she traveled around the world and met interesting people and learned new stuff...
And the princess lived happily ever after! I'm constantly going back and forth if I like being single or not. In my life now I believe it's the best option for me. So many things to do for myself!!! (:
And she lived happily ever after - and this, ladies and gentlemen, is how a fairy tale SHOULD go :)
Fairytale for the 21st century! And everyone lived happily ever after!!!
This will be my life. #Independence #phish #happilyeverafter #free
My life.....:) the princess lived happily ever after.
.something to remember when presented with a dragon that seems to be to big to be defeated...
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#FairyTales are more than #true, not because they tell us that #dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. #GKChesterton
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - G.K. Chesterton quote 33 One Sentence Inspirational Quotes
"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." -G.K. Chesterson. One of my favorite quotes of all time. Cry just reading it.
Battle Onward Saints of the most High God! We can do this!!! "For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms." Eph 6:12
favorite quote by Chesterton that so succinctly describes the power of fairytales.
One of my favorite quotes. First heard it On a criminal minds episode. <3
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"I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger." #funny #quote #saying
For the first time in my life when someone says I have a big butt- I take it as a compliment!
I Love You With My Butt Click For More funny quotes #love #butt #funny
haha. so true. @Ronda May...i love you with my butt
I love you with all my butt. True story
I love you with all my butt...So funny!
So true for me and my big butt! Haha
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OK I think these "keep calm" things are overdone, but this is awesome. #Johnny Depp #Captain Jack Sparrow
lol, thanks captain jack sparrow for this fabulous quote for drunks to screech! Pirates of the caribbean
I'm not a fan of the "keep calm. ..blah, blah"... but the Captain Jack Sparrow quote makes it work.
keep calm...why is the rum always gone captain jack sparrow from Disney pirates of the caribbean
Keep calm...why is the rum gone?! Pirates of the Caribbean CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Pirates of the Caribbean, I love me some Capt. Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow/Story of my life
A pirates life for me!
keep calm... ~giggle
WARNING MATURE CONTENT - Never Hold Your Farts In - Pinback Button - 1.25 inch…
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@Erin Hall - thought of you! not that you have shitty ideas, but that the comment is so right up your alley! :)
Hmmmm..?? Then wth is wrong with the guys at work!!!? They pass gas and STILL have the most shitty ideas!!!!
Adam: I'm full of shitty ideas then LOL
and who wants shitty thoughts?
Words of wisdom...maybe!
how bad ideas happen
Some good fart humor
You made me LAUGH so hard TEARS ran down my legs sign
Makes me think of Mindy :)
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You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg... this is for my mother in-law @Tami Read and my sister in-law @Stormi Nielsen
You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg. Story of my life. :P
You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg! Hahahaha so funny!
FUNNY! You made me laugh so hard, tears ran down my leg!
It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true!
so funny and so true when you get older!
....so funny....and so true!
ewww - so funny so true!!!
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hears and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. Truth! Lol
Marriage is like a deck of cards (always good to have a sense of humor in marriage) Truth in humor
Lol. This is terrible yet HILARIOUS. (I really do love my husband - just so funny.)
Marriage is like a deck of cards; sounds like something Frank Barone would say
Truth! hahahahahah. Lord knows I love my husband, but there are days!
♥♥♥ Marriage is like a deck of cards,,,,,
LMAO! Isn't this sometimes the truth?!
So funny and so true.....sometimes!!
giggles funny stuff
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Correct punctuation can save a person's life. So true. and that's why it IS important (no matter how pedantic it may make you seem!).
LOL So true! As an English teacher in high school, you'd be amazed how much I see that makes me roll on the floor! LOL
correct punctuation can save a person's life. I just LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!! Married to an English major who is married to a perfectionist editing freak. LOVE!!!! Don't eat grandpa!!!!
"Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life." #grammar #homeschooling #granpa #punctuation
Let's eat Grandpa. Let's eat, Grandpa... correct punctuation can save a person's life. - English language joke
Correct punctuation can save a person's life. LOL #grammarnazi
pet peeve. when people don't use correct punctuation.
Funny stuff for the son of a former English teacher
correct punctuation matters!
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A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh sorry...that´s wine..wine does that..
So true....... But a good man makes it even better!
Story of my life. Sometimes I hate the fact that i am always concerned about other people's feelings and i neglect my own.
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Isn't that the truth...I love when people feel like they can talk to me about anything, I just wish they would return the favor once in a while and let me feel like I can talk to them about anything.
This is so true, I have lived my life for EVERYONE else except me and lost my one chance of happiness with Crystal
sad truth. story of my life http://media-cache7.pinterest.com/upload/63965257177504630_PrDTW3iB_f.jpg beccaboo182 words to live by
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So true, I have been that lonely person trying to make everyone feel better.
Very nice pin lonely quotes-sayings
Truth story of my life
I love it
haha this makes me think of you! @Jodie Griswold
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Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend a joke and we end up laughing for five minutes because our laughs are so funny. :)
this is my husband. and i love him for his silly jokes that only he laughs at, it makes me giggle everytime.
My husband has the best laugh ... It's not the joke or what we saw ... it's his laugh that gets me
Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend maya a joke sometimes just to hear her laugh :'D
I Love It When Someone’s Laugh Is Funnier Than The Joke! Ohhhh so true for my daddy!
My friends say my life is almost always funnier than the joke.... -~-
my sister and I ALWAYS get a kick out of funny laughs!! :)
my husbands laugh is always funnier than his jokes!!
women are not to be messed with.
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You can tell alot by a woman's hands
Too funny, and so true!
Love this...so true!!!
Funny but true :)
Oh so true
So true! :)
Oh so true :)