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ALWAYS!!!!!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

bahahaha!! I've said this more than I should have to

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: There's a fine line between a fitted dress and a sausage casing.

I'm so glad you TOLD me what a good Christian you are

Just because you say you are a christian doesn't mean you are a good person! Actions speak louder than words.

When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

Ok I'll try and phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings...You annoy the ever living fuck out of me.

SomeEcards - OK, I'll try to phrase this so it doesn't hurt your feelings. You annoy the ever living fuck out of me.

yep this is so true. I promise I'm not just being rude...I just can't think of anything nice to say that wouldn't be a lie. ;)

Mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all. And some people wonder why Im so quiet around them.Via someecards

Usally starts with the 2.9 seconds it takes for me to open my eyes in the morning.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: It takes about seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

If you know me at all, you know this to be true. I don't have to outrun whatever is chasing me. I just have to outrun YOU.

Funny Sports Ecard: I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, "Oh, there I am!" | Family Ecard

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear....... But ten extra pounds on hips thighs and rear.

Free and Funny Christmas Season Ecard: When what to my wondering eyes should appear. But ten extra pounds on hips thighs and rear.

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