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Mine looks like I am going to be very fit,or very very fat .and REALLY crafty too.

Just kidding

"I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress.Just kidding. I'm on my third glass of wine." hahah this is hilarious because I took a stress mgmt class this semester and this is so me haha

I don't have a "Honey-Do" list...  I have an "I'll-Do-It-My-  Fucking-Self" list!  And surprise! The  shit gets done!

I don't have a Honey-Do list. I have an I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self list! And surprise! bahahaha so true

how sad :( baha @Kelsie Murray...who dies that sound like?

shout out to all the crazies.you know who you are!

It's driving me to drink...bottoms up, bitches!

In the door and I already need a drink a handgun and a shovel! Lol Ok. just breathe. Now how did that csi episode go?

I hate it when people get all worked up about cursing. Bitches better be glad my abuse is only verbal and not physical. #ecards

This is the truest pin for me. Thanks Creswell Creswell Myhre for finding it! So accurate for my feelings, damn

Funny Confession Ecard: My dream has always been to become a stay at home mom. Without kids.  ****That's what I'm talking about!!!***

Funny Confession Ecard: My dream has always been to become a stay at home mom. Without kids.*** DID THAT!

Bring your own plant

I'm from the south, darlin'. I will bless your heart and slap the mess out of you. And then bring you a casserole

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I don't want to fold my laundry. So I'll restart the dryer. 3 times... ...in a row.

I don't want to fold my laundry. So I'll restart the dryer.in a row. Yes, mom! This is sooooo me!

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