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Mimosas. How classy people get drunk... in the morning.

My new favorite:Funny Family Ecard: If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! I have some friends who resemble this! LOL so true! My mom except boxed wine haha

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Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I don't care if its you put some champagne in my OJ its mimosa time bitch.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I have been stricken with this very serious disease a few times- it is rough but you too can recover.  Treatment consists of two tylenol and lots of fluids.

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

Art Im so blessed to have great friends! quotes-and-things-that-make-me-smile

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

44 Of The Top Hilarious ECards On Drinking

It's mimosa time bitch! 44 Of The Top Hilarious ECards On Drinking

Maybe it would clear out the regular gym a little?

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm opening a gym and calling it 'Resolutions'. For the first 2 months of the year it's a gym. the remaining 10 months it's a bar.

Maxi skirts = Yoga pants!

They let the secret out! Now people will know when I'm wearing a maxi/crotch less yoga pants, that I'm not wearing panties. Just like when I wear yoga pants with a crotch!

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

If Aliens are real, please let Daemon Black be among them.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time.

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