If I stop my car so you can mosey across the street, I'd better see some hustle out of you. Knees to the chest, girl, KNEES TO THE CHEST.

If I stop my car so you can mosey across the street, I'd better see some hustle out of you. Knees to the chest, girl, KNEES TO THE CHEST.

Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

I explained to my mom what ecards are and then told her this one.  It's a really good thing I was the one driving. She cracked up lol :-D

I explained to my mom what ecards are and then told her this one. It's a really good thing I was the one driving. She cracked up lol :-D

I ran out of 'never have I evers,' so we started playing 'don't judge me but...'

I ran out of 'never have I evers,' so we started playing 'don't judge me but...'

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