oh, how true this is.
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When you tell a joke about someone once, it's funny. The second time, sure it's still funny. But when that joke becomes expected and anticipated, and that person can tell it before you do, it's not funny anymore. Oh, and then when the other person doesn't laugh hysterically at the joke about them that has been told hundreds of times, DO NOT say they are, "Too sensitive and can't take a joke." I cannot stand that!
OMG ! Scary people thoughts!! Got over it hhhhhh now I'd just laugh in their faces :) #LikeABoss
Unfortunately, I don't usually look calm. My thoughts tend to be written all over my face!!
Maybe 4 times... don't push your luck. HAHAHA the quotes on pinterest are funny today!
My exact thoughts: I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times
I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Simple truths...
i have thought this very thing soo many times
Calmness can be deceiving #quote
Funny stuff and yet so true!
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Definitley my sister in law, son, and daughter! Just give them mashed potatoes!
Haha-seriously. My husband would agree this is me entirely
Hangry is my middle name. Just ask my husband. -Carynn
Oh my gosh! Totally me at cheer camp!
I can relate to this many a time
hangry. This is my husband
Sadly, totally me!
Hangry, so true
Angela Leija. Everytime.
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This is so funny. I would do that every time my son would cover my mouth! He would immediately remove his hand, so grossed out, and I would laugh and laugh! What a good feeling. ;)
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LOL True story, ask my boyfriend. When the lick doesn't work I advance to bite.
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This is so funny but its true I will lick u
Sister stuff lol
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Funny because it's so true! lol this is exactly what I thought when I was little! No one can get me under the blanket!
this made me giggle ... a lot! .. ...mmm.. but will be snuggling under blanket tonite, just in case a burglar commits a B&E!
This makes me laugh! I also cant sleep with my foot sticking out of the blankets! Wah ha ha ha... I need to find a new spot now!
Oh my gosh this is so true. I've always thought this but still feel safe under the blanket.
Too funny & so true- there's just something about the magic blanket
this shouldn't be funny, but makes me laugh cuz it's so true
Quotes - "Under a Blanket"
Truth is funny
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Relatable Post #2590 Reasons I check my voicemail: !% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon. So true and so me.
Seriously though. That little red dot pisses me off. (SO TRUE!)
this made me laugh cause im totally like that hah
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So true! Cuz I hate voicemail messages!
So true. I HATE VOICEMAIL!!!!
so true... #humor
So funny, in my baby book my mom wrote that I was bossy with my little sister (I was probably 5) - so true even today!!
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hahaha, I know my mother would laugh at this if I responded this way when she told me I was bossy.
I'm not bossy . . . just know what you should be doing #sarcasm #sarcastic #quotes #funny
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. Funny quote
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This is funny. Really funny. It made me "giggle" (:
and I always thought I was bossy...
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday? #funny #funnyquotes
I ask the same thing every Monday and Friday.
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Monday Friday. My thoughts exactly.
Friday and Monday. So true!
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If you would just do what I say and do it when I say to do it, things would be so much more efficient. Your welcome.
quote. I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing. I take it as a compliment Im a born leader! and if thats the worst Im called.....lol :)
This should say "I'm not bossy I just know what EVERYONE should be doing" ;)
i have your best interest in mind; just do what my bossy ass says.
I'm not kidding when I say that everyone I know thinks I'm bossy.
I laugh, because I've been told this is me!
my life in a quote
so true quotes
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So true its not even funny hahah @Sarah Brady
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So true its not even funny hahah
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so true I LOVE CHOCOLATE :)
Literally laughed out loud
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Funny but so true!
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I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. .....so true!
True story. It happened to me last night when I was getting ready for bed. Andrew asked me if there was someone in the bathroom with me because he heard me laughing.
I'm the type of girl that will burst laughing so hard that I may pee too :)
Totally me , there like be quite that's ! Makes me laugh even harder !!
Yup, that type of girl. #quote #saying
Truth. I am THAT girl.
Life's short, wear your party pants! sequin love ♥
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Life's short, wear your party pants! sequin love <3 #quotes
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Life's short, wear your partypants!
Stand by me... I used to say this all the time lol
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Stand by Me is my favorite movie ever, and it plays a vital role in my inspiration to become a story teller. When Gordie tells the story of Lard Ass, I used to think about how I wanted people to listen to me with such glee and reaction.
Stand By Me - I Don’t Shut up I Grow up then I look at you and Throw Up -just one of the reasons I <3 this movie.
Stand by Me movie quote. Yea! What HE said! To this day I still am tempted to say this! Haha
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Stand By Me (love the movie & this story by Stephen King). ♥
I don't shut up. Stand By Me by Stephen King. Great Movie!
So funny. Stand By Me movie.
don t shut up .. throw up
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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So my friend posted this on instagram tagging me lol at first i was like wth.. but now i have to admit lol she was right.... it is the story of my life and so true! all things things are so mean to me
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Story of my life. Everyone I know that sees this will laugh with objectio lol
story of my life #clumsy #quotes
The truth is that I'm not clumsy
I m not clumsy!
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My life before Stoli was born. Now I wake up thinking, maybe I'll get to nap today. And Stoli laughs at me.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #funny #quotes #memes
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha, good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. #funny
Made me laugh. Mine goes a little something like that. I wake up tired each day planning to be productive but wanting a nap so badly and then two little ones say, "Haha! That's a funny one. We won't nap at the same time so you can too." And then I never get a nap anymore but spend all day every day thinking about it.
Funny Quotes - Waking Up. SO TRUE!
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Sorry for the language, but I literally laughed out loud. So true. I get mean and grumpy when I'm hungry!
Don't try to tell me that #hungry is not an #emotion because I #feel that #shit in my #soul. #Pinterest #Thought #Funny #Humour
Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul. TRUTH
This made me laugh this morning. I eat all day. Seriously every few hours. No one ever got fat from eating whole, nutritious, clean superfoods! Starvation is NOT an option for me. My goal is to gain lean muscle, not breakdown every ounce of muscle in my body and dehydrate myself by not eating. I hate being hungry. I do feel that shit in my soul! Starvation zaps your energy, ruins your metabolism, and is completely unsustainable both mentally and biologically. Hangry is a real emotion! And it is
Hungry. I feel that shit in my soul #funny quote
#funny #food #hungry #quote #bitch
Make me giggles...
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Hell hath no fury like me when.... funny quote annoyed lol funny quotes hungry irritated
Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry. - Quote Giggle
Funny quote: Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
Ain't that the truth || The fact that it's by AbbyHasIssues made me laugh
HAHA! SO entirely true. Dump A Day Top 20 Funny Quotes Of The Week
Hell hath no fury like me. Seriously, don't even. #funny #quote
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Hell hath no fury- oh so true...
Ha, true story.
Yepp that's sounds about rightt
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sometimes the only thing that makes me feel better is to say the F word, of course now that I have a toddler I have to be very sneaky!
Too funny! @Brittany VanValkenburgh @Courtney Redden @Linda Roeder
This is funny after our conversation at lunch the other day :)
Too funny. Explains myself and a couple friends I work with!
bad habit, I need to break this one lol
Way TOO TRUE! Laugh out loud funny!!!
Haha this is my quote @alyssaengelman
so true its my favorite word
Truth. my favorite word ha!
Absolutely…My Dad watching Red Skelton!
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I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke. (I can think of a few friends this applies to!)
Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend a joke and we end up laughing for over 5 minutes because our laughs are so funny. :)
This is why my Husband and I have so much fun. His giggle is WAY more entertaining than any joke we've ever heard!
hehe.. I love when someone laughs at something and their laugh makes me giggle.. not necessary that it is "funnier" like this quote.. but contagious and heart warming..
My husband and I were uncontrollably giggling at the silliest joke last night
so true! this is so me when my husband laughs at some things!!
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ahhhh my best friend makes this quote so true!
I have a few friends who have funny laughs!!!
all the time.