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Being Tina Fey

Funny Tina Fey Quote - "I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less." Me too, Tina.

it is good to look skiny.  BUT   IT IS GREAT TO EAT GOOD FOOD

You can still be skinny and eat all of these foods. Its a matter of moderation. Don't starve yourself girls. If you love food, eat it! Moderate & exercise and you'll be able to eat everything and anything you want :)

Steal a parking spot! Although I have learned much more as a grad student, I think this sums up undergrad well. :D

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: If college has taught me anything, it's how to be a successful procrastinator and how to steal a parking spot.

Pms humor

My poor husband last week lol Seriously. My poor husband thinks up is down, right Is wrong.

The problem isn't my lack of prioritizing exercise, but rather my love of wine, comfort, and friends :)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR WORKOUT. This goes out to those who feel the need to let us all know each time you work out.

How often does this happen?  What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels?  And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

This is definitely accurate

Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Love it when kids say EWWWWW, I pushed you out of my vagina covered inm y inside YOU are EWWWWW

The Joke’s on Mom

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

I'm not a princess...I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen...I got this shit handled.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not a princess. I dont need saving. Im a freaking Queen. I got this shit handled.like a boss

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