Unless you fell off the treadmill   and smacked your face,   no one wants to hear   about your workout.

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.

Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.

I'd be scared of both and all my uncles and all the boys in my family they all at least have one gun in their house

I'd be scared of both and all my uncles and all the boys in my family they all at least have one gun in their house

My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk s**t about you. Move along, please.

My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk s**t about you. Move along, please.

Let me know when you're able to emotionall process me calling  you out on your bullshit...

Let me know when you're able to emotionall process me calling you out on your bullshit...

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