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"I've spent all day seductively biting my bottom lip in hopes that a brooding, handsome billionaire would take notice"

Hilarious!

Hilarious!
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The Lady On The Iron Throne

Hilarious!

"Thank you Mr. Grey, now I'll never look at a piano the same way ever again... or an elevator, a boat, a car, or even a haircut..." #50shades

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. More like wine boxes and cheap liquor bottles for my friends, but still, lol.

Funny Birthday Ecard: I say that you're never too old for a theme Birthday Party. This year, I want Magic Mike. HELL YES!!!

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Community Post: You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

yep

I'm not brunette (technically I am underneath my hair) but i do like to eat lol Fifty Shades of Grey