They are either the best teacher ever or, the meanest teacher in the world.
"Tried to propose to my girlfriend today. I got her a custom lollipop that said "Marry Me?". She was supposed to see it, then see me on my knee. Instead, she just ate it and asked me why I was kneeling"
I wore my joker shirt today and ran into a girl wearing a batman shirt. She and I stared at each other for the longest time.and then she said "this is my city" and I said "then prepare to watch it go up in flames". Best day ever lol
Someone from Toronto posted a whisper, which reads "I texted my guy friend saying I was getting in the shower. He asked if he could see ? I sent him a picture of an eye chart and told him if he could read the whole thing, he can see just fine "
Someone from Charles Town posted a whisper, which reads "I was babysitting 10 kids and at one point I searched frantically for 20 minutes because I had only counted I was holding the child the entire time.
I went on a date (set up by 'friends') and he ordered salad for me. I kept my mouth shut and on the second date I ordered steak for me and salad for him. Then the waiter laughed and gave me his number I would do thi
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "My cheating ex tried sweet talking his way back into my life, texting me saying he still remembers every detail of my face, especially my freckles. Bitch, I don't have freckles.
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Earlier today I went to the dentist as he tripped over one of the cables and his hand started bleeding a little. I looked at him dead in the eyes and said "it's because you don't floss""
Someone from Hall Green, England, GB posted a whisper, which reads "Yesterday, my chicken nugget flew out of my hand by accident and my boyfriend dove on to the floor to save it. Not all heroes wear capes.
"My brother is a single father of daughter just had her first sleep over with her friends.One of them started their period and my brother freaked out and rushed them all to the hospital. "<<< Hahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "One of my coworkers told me to stop flirting with the hot married guy at work. She told me she saw him first. Little does she know that the ring on his finger was put there by me.
I work at a pet store. Today a guy came in to purchase a tag and have it engraved. He told us that he bought his gf a puppy as a surprise. The tags engraving said "Will you marry my daddy?" He was so excited to give it to her.