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You know I could put on some hooker heels, go work a corner, get paid a lot more, and actually get screwed less than I do working here.

simple solution... I told my sister "your pants make you look fatter than you are when they give you a muffin top." She no longer wears those pants. :)

It’s gotten to the point where I can't even call what I'm doing “procrastinating” anymore, I should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future".

I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management. | Workplace Ecard |

Funny Workplace Ecard: I am quiet right now because what I really want to say would likely incite violence, and I really need my job right now.