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Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. (Or in my case, who needs work as an excuse)

I don't want to seem like I think I'm always right, but I am and that's why it comes across that way.

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Hahaa so true^^^i hate to just sit there and watch her like that it makes me feel like she's actually listening for me to answer

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

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