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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Since some people seem to have an issue with people using words with more than 3 syllables- "Like, tell her to stop using all of these BIG words." And seriously, I couldn't make that up if I tried.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Since narcissistic was too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

sip on the beach

I'd be happy to have the time to figure out which bendy straw to put in the box of wine during my bubble bath.

It's a conspiracy!!  I know some grandchildren that may be doing this at times and they think I don't know it.  lol

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

Selfish libertarians

Funny Confession Ecard: men think it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

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