I always take life with a grain of salt...plus a slice of lime...and a shot of tequila. True that! =)
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Only I take mine without the salt.. Or the lime ;)
lime and tequila
grain of salt...
Works for me!
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Haha happens all the time funny-sayings
Story of my life I swear!
The story of my life...
Everyday of my life!!
I admit my weirdness level is above the national average, but I'm comfortable with that.
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Considering the fact I can't fix it I kinda have to be...
Rather be weird than be a conformist.
Yay for weird people!
Well above, in fact.
Haha so true!
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I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult". And it would just be easier if you agreed | eCards
I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult." And it would just be easier if you agreed. Mmmhmmm. My husband pinned this. He knows me so well. I'm delightfully difficult... But I am worth it ;-)
Delightfully difficult. Hahaha! You have no idea how appropriate tthis ecard is in light of the convo me and the man had last night. Poster size please :)
Yes! Delightfully difficult! Totally me.
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Made me giggle :)
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Ha! So true!
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I tried my best to see things from your point of view, but your point of view is stupid.
I feel like this majority of the time...especially with my generation
pretty much the way i think :/ most of the time :)
That's how I feel most of the time with people
HA! I feel like this aaaalll the time!
It happens to me all the time....
Point of view.
My life lol
my thoughts exactly - if technically fruit so it should be ok right ?
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so true... at least that is what i tell myself
Amen and amen. Cheers my darlings:)
Our thoughts exactly! #wine #vino
Amen and amen. Cheers!! ;-)
my thoughts exactly
Sounds good to me
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I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. - thanks k9!
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. What's not to love about that statement?? LOL!!
i wish i could trade my heart in for another liver ...
hahahaha only sometimes!!! Bc I care way to much
Trade my heart in...
This would be nice.
haha so true.
Funny Flirting Ecard: Screw flirting, I'll win you over with my awkwardness.
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Funny Flirting Ecard: Screw flirting, I'll win you over with my awkwardness...exactly how I landed Jaycob! Lol.
Screw flirting, I'll win you over with my awkwardness. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com #humor #laughs
Funny Flirting Ecard: Screw flirting, I'll win you over with my awkwardness, works every time....
Screw flirting, I'll win you over with my awkwardness. | Flirting Ecard
How I got my boyfriend 😏
ain't that the truth.
This is so for me Haha
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@Breanne Bolton Tofsrud...you know this happens to me ALL the time!
So so true this is me all the time gotta love a nana nap :)
you know this happens to me ALL the time!
It happens sometimes. ALL THE TIME!!!
Happens all the time, lol
Do this all the time!
Haha All the time!
All the time! Lol
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Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Flirting Ecard: Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time.
Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time....so true!
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One for me, and one for me. E-Card
Not really but it made me giggle
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Some people I know don't understand this. Please don't take it the wrong way.
Some people I know don't understand this.. The story of my life!
Some people I know don't understand this… makes me laugh =-D
Some people I know don't understand this.. Love this !!!!!
Some people I know don't understand this..
lol so true. #funny #ecard #lol
Haha, with some people
story of my life lol
this made me giggle
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I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child. | Baby Ecard
In my case twice... So you KNOW I have no functioning brain cells!
I say it took brain cells to create her all the time :)
I traded my functioning brain cells for kids...
Functioning brain cells... a thing of the past.
Used to have a functioning brain...
Most of the time
I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you. Ecard
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I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I dont like you. Ecard
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And yet my mother still leaves me a voicemail EVERY SINGLE TIME, saying "Hey, it's me. Call me back." And that's it.
Ugh I hate it when people leave me voice mails ... That's what texting was invented for. If I didn't answer when u called I do NOT want to listen to your voice. Now now and definitely not later. Just hang up and text me
I SO want to do this. I hate checking my voicemail.
This is SOOOOO me! I hate listening to voicemails!
Email - Yes, text message - Yes, Voicemail - no
seriously HATE when people leave me voicemails
i never talk on the phone just text me!!
Haaaa.. Story of my life.
No, but seriously
Hahahahahaha! I seriously just laughed out loud!
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Funny College Ecard: Dear Sallie Mae, If it's that serious, you can come get this degree. I'm not using it anyway... omg so funny because I hate Sallie Mae.
Funny College Ecard: Dear Sallie Mae, If it's that serious, you can come get this degree. I'm not using it anyway...
I shouldn't laugh, but it's so funny! Unadulterated. Hate.
I shouldn't laugh, but it's so funny!
That's some funny stuff.
This is so funny
And be rich!!!
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Gotta love snarky humor! Thanks to my pal MB!!
snarky snarky snarky lol
exactly! -- I'm laughing so hard at this!
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By all means, tell me how to take your x-ray properly, and don't forget to question if the shield is on backwards, too.
AMEN! AMEN! If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job......I can't say how many times I said this before I got promoted!!!!
To all those people I never see in Nashville, DC or where ever (and that is fine with me) who are turning Education into a test mill.
If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Workplace Ecard: If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.
By all means, tell me how to take your blood properly, also don't forget it ask me if I got the thought tubes.
Free, Workplace Ecard: If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.
If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job......I can't say how many times I said this before I got promoted!!!!
Dedicating this to all the politicians out there who made uneducated educational decisions. Go get a degree in education, teach for a few years, THEN you will highly qualified to make decisions regarding education!
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Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.
I have huge boobs (the nursing helps...) and that makes everything better.
Replace "big boobs" with "big hair" and that's me.
BAHAHAHA... it does make me feel better!
I'm gonna try to remember this ;-)
HAHAHAHAHAHA this is so funny.
haha so true in my case