I always take life with a grain of salt...plus a slice of lime...and a shot of tequila. True that! =)
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Only I take mine without the salt.. Or the lime ;)
...make that several grains of salt.
grain of salt...
Works for me!
I can't stop laughing... this is so true.
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Hallmark, jump on that then I could actually buy a meaningful Mother's day card that wasn't complete BS, LOL. Love you mom!
but we do appreciate you being our excuse to drink whiskey shots before 10 am
Just kidding mom! I know you are on Pinterest! XO
I am sure this is what my daughter thinks
I love my mom, but...yes.
To My Mother-In-Law
mom....yep so true
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I know more about sports than my husband, and I am the one that assembles all of the things we buy from IKEA.
Not so great at driving a standard but if my survival depended on me driving one... I totally got it.
i can also change the oil and put new brakes on my car. not to mention a bunch of other crap. Jimmie is a lucky s.o.b!
LOVE IT! Personally, I'd add: I use power tools. I can drive a 15-passenger van full of teenagers and w/ a U-Haul trailer on the back. I'm a pretty darn good shot with a revolver. And I can play soccer with 25 kiddos while wearing boots with 3-inch heels!
That's me, minus the driving a standard, but I will totally learn on a new loaded Mustang GT or Shelby.
Not to mention I work out harder then most men and can shoot a gun better then most men. :) just saying
Everything but cook. I've known the difference between a Phillips head and a flat head since age 7. And someday I'll learn stick shift :) DADDY'S GIRL FOR LIFE
Well, all but the sports thing... 75% ain't bad! I do hate to cuddle, if that makes up for it at all! ^_^
Im horrible at driving a standard but Ive got all the rest in the bag! Plus a few other things BAHAHAH
I admit my weirdness level is above the national average, but I'm comfortable with that.
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Being weird, like to think of it as one of my not- so- hidden talents
Considering the fact I can't fix it I kinda have to be...
Yay for weird people!
your ecards :)
yup, im weird
Haha so true!
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Remember....I punch pretty hard story of my life haha'
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Every single day of my life!!!
Story of my life I swear!
I just smile & nod... :)
The story of my life...
Everyday of my life!!
Haha...smile & nod!
make it work
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Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: if you can handle me getting all 'white girl wasted', we can make this work.
if you can handle me getting all "white girl wasted", we can make this work. | Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard
White girl wasted.... holy shit story of my life <3 @Savannah Leigh @Heather Sibbald
Haha - the fact that this applies to me means i may need to reevaluate my life.
Ahaha love my boyfriend <3
White girl wasted!!!
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Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you might want to slow down on the tequila. #humor
Life isn't a fairytale... I've lost a few shoes in my life... Julie I think you were with me when I lost them
Life isn't a fairytale. Slow down on the tequila
Now that's some funny stuff right there!
Life isn't a fairytale. Ahahaha
true story - so funny!
So funny!! And true.
Truth lol so funny
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I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult." And it would just be easier if you agreed. Mmmhmmm. My husband pinned this. He knows me so well. I'm delightfully difficult... But I am worth it ;-)
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Yes! Delightfully difficult! Totally me.
made me giggle, so I pinned it. :)
delightfully difficult, so true
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Ha. True story...
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I believe this is why I can not lose weight after moving to Europe ...well true for wine, spirits, and beer it seems.
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Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.
Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Wine doesnt have the calorie count written on the label. So Im going to take that to mean it doesnt have any.
Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any. | Confession Ecard
Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.
Free, Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.
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I tried my best to see things from your point of view, but your point of view is stupid.
Hahahahha so funny. And I'm becoming a therapist?!
Your point of view is bad and you should feel bad.
I think I said this to my husband the other day!
I tried to see things from your point of view...
Sums up wife's point of view with husband
So funny haha
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Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time....so true!
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Ducking auto correct GIGGLES
...true story ;)
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Contrary to popular belief, I'm not oblivious to what's going on, I'm just a professional avoider of drama, whining, and bullshit. - Quote -
So very, very true.
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Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!
Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!
Love this..So true! Speed cleaning before someone comes over because you don't want them to think your a slob...lol
Oh this is too true. @Hailey Oh, @Crystal Timms and @Amber Helm: every damn holiday and visit, ever.
Why do we do this to each other? Lol friends, please know I don't mind your messy house! (just don't mind mine!)
That's me before we have anyone over, until they've picked up a kid from a play date here and seen the truth.
So true I could cry. Having a toddler on the loose makes my house look like we've been through a hurricane lol
haha! but most of the time, I can't even clean it fast enough, so traces of the slobbishness remain. no secret for me!
The only time my place gets cleaned the way it should be is when I have people coming over... Sad truth.
this made me laugh way too hard
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lol. yes shes drunk. And maybe a bit crazy so if you spent three years being a shitty friend I would suggest running..lol
Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk. | Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard
Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.
Saturday night! # Pin++ for Pinterest #
Story of my life
Just so funny!!
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Thank God for Google; it's made it so much easier to prove to my husband that I'm right and he's wrong.
this is so funny cuz it's completely true in my family ;)
This is sooo true! Still hate it when he is right lol
Art Seriously, we use it constantly. funny-stuff
Haha I do this to my husband all the time
My life EVERY NIGHT... love it!
Haha so true