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The best in friends - I'm looking at you @Elizabeth Petty and @Katie Arnold-Phillips =)

Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

REMEMBER...I HAVE been married before! And YES...this is so so true! =)

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires. (This is SO how I feel some days.was close a couple times today.

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Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

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